Dental...oh no!

I am having a Dental tomorrow, I am not sure what that is but I don't think I am going to like it. The worse part is I get no breakfast tomorrow morning...I might starve to death before I get to eat again *sigh*

"U"

I am a Diary Pick Today

Wow....I am a Diary Pick today at Dogster....how cool is that!

Thanks Dogster, and all the dogcademy for picking me today. I am so honored and will try to uphold the Diary Pick status quo!!

By the way my blood work and everything came back fine, and now I get more food in my bowl!!! Ain't that grand?

Woofs and wags,
Uno

Ride in the Car

Wow mom and I got in the car all by ourselves....I was one happy girlpup, but not for long!
I ended up at the Vets, nooooooooooo mom I don't need this torture, pleeeeeeeeease save me. She didn't. She said I need to get some shots and tests and schedule a dental. I really don't mom but we did anyway.

After a long time of torture(they kept me away from mom) they brought me back to mom and the Dr came in and she told mom I lost 1.7 lbs and she was a little concerned. Mom said she was concerned too and they decided to run a SENIOR panel on me....what....I am not a SENIOR!!!!! Just cause I am approaching 8years old doesn't make me a SENIOR does it???

Oh my I am traumatized, I had no idea, I feel fine. I can still run and jump and chase the boys in the yard just like I always have. I must be a very young SENIOR pup!

Well I ain't real thrilled about getting a dental either but us pups ain't got no choice when our pawrents decide these things...at least it's not scheduled until next month I have got some time to decide how to handle this...run away?

Finn...can I come visit you for awhile?

Love,
Uno

Oh NO!

You are not going to believe what the UPS man left on the front porch....Mom's repaired clippers!
After all that hard work I went through putting a hex on them and mom goes and gets them repaired!
I just can't believe it....I hope I can remember how I did that hex thing...was it bark bark whine whine or whine bark bark whine?*@&%

Uno

I can ring the door bell!

Guess what pups I can ring the back door bell!

I know, talented right?

Mom came to the door and let the boys in the house and I decided there was a security breach at the back corner of the fence so off I went running and barking so mom just said...well stay out there Uno. I don't know what her problem is I have things I need to do mom...give me a break.

Well she went into the bedroom to fold clothes and left me outside, when I decided I wanted to come in the house. I jumped at the door and no one came. Don't they know I needed to come in.
Well I just kept jumping until I got the door bell, and Mickey and Reece and Mom and Dad came running...see I am the princess and I get what I want!

The ever talented Uno

I did it....!!

Guess what I did pups....I put a hex on mom's clippers and while she was grooming me they went poof and smoke came out and they wouldn't work anymore!! Am I good or what?!

Of course I didn't count on Mom's resourcefulness...she packed me up and took me to Petsmart and they continued the torture mom had started! Drats, I was too tired to try and hex anymore clippers so now I am nice and groomed.

Mickey is going to get it tomorrow...but I am not going to tell him...I just don't have the heart.

Groomed and tortured Uno

Help...tortured by my mom!

Help pup pals mom is torturing me today....I have already had a bath and I am trying that invisible stuff but I have this weakness for treats that mom is using against me!

She has let me grow out since December and she said she is not sure she can carve a schnauzer out of all this fuzz...what does she mean by that???! You really don't have to mom I'll stay fuzzy, really I am ok this way!

Opps she has caught me on the computer...gotta hide.

Invisible Fuzzy Uno

Suicide Birdy

We had a suicide bomber at our house...it was a little sparrow.

Let me start at the beginning:
When mom and dad redid the floors a while back they also got a brand new door. I always jumped at our old door trying to see out the window so Mom got the bright idea that if our new door had a full pane of glass I wouldn't have to jump at the door to see out.

Of course Mickey, Reece and I love the new door and we keep it nice and pretty with schnauzer nose art and love barking at the squirrels and birds and such.

Well to make a long story short Dad cleaned the glass on Thursday and on Friday mom found a dead sparrow at the front door...he had committed suicide.

Poor little Sparrow rest in peace.

Later,
"U"

Beach trip....! ?

Oh no pups they are going to do it again! Mom and Dad and Reece are going to the Beach for an agility trial next weekend and we have to stay home! Phooey on that!

I need a plan to stow on board the pilot so I don't get stuck at home with Mickey alone all weekend.

If you have any ideas please help me!!!

"U"

Fish on the Table?

There are fish on my kitchen table...what are they doing there? Are they hoping to get a meal? Mom and Dad emptied the big fishy tank in the living room and put the fish in a big 5 gal tub on the kitchen table. They are putting down new laminate floors all over the downstairs and putting in a new bathroom!

You should see all the mess around here...lot's of good smells where they tore out all the bathtub but mom yells at me when I go near there.

We have strange men in and out all day long too and we have to get locked up in the kitchen with the fish!!!!

Bark at you later,
Uno