Murderer

Haha! My youngest owner got a white little fluffy teddy called Woofie! I was out to get him, well one day, I sleeping until I saw the teddy unguarded, I made my move, I raced across the room leaped & grabbed it in my jaws! I barked with joy & chewed it. Then my youngets owner came in & wrestled it form me & said I was bad! BUSTED!

Bye! I'm in trouble, I've been grounded, I can't talk for long! Bye!

... Diesease ...

Well we went to barton springs & i nearly got infected, I rolled in dead rabbits & there was one rabbit that was alive so i wanted to attack with Elsa & Rivers. But the man of the house came & made sure we didn't touch it. The rabbit had something wrong with its eyes. When we came out we found that the rabbits had a diesease & i might have it, the rabbits had a diesease that kills their insides & burns their eyes! :( :( :( HOW SAD! I had to have a bath just in case & stay outside most of the day to dry off. Finally i went to sleep but my owner is thinking of boycotting or something like that because of the cruelty, this diesease was gone for 30 years until a farmer of something came up with it again & put it all over the crops where the rabbits eat! ANIMAL CRUELTY, even on easter! what about the easter bunny! Well woof woof happy easter.

That Stage

My youngest owner Hannah has been doing Handstands & taking over the living room floor! How annoying so we can't lie in the middle of she will trip, so she shouts very loudly, "OUT!!". i GUESS EVENTUALLY SHE WILL GROW OUT OF IT!

Good & Bad Run!

We were taken over the park & I was running free until I suddenly rolled in something horrible, but it was cool. Then I had to have a bath & stay outside for a few hours!

xx Bad Day xx

A little tired

I am now going to sleep so I won't be around for a long while!

* Bird Fright *

To My Diary,

Our family keeps three naughty, noisey, nattering budgies. George is blue & is the second boss, he loves Mildred. Mildred is the boss the big tough female who is yellow. Then Sid, a green tiny budgie who is still learning.

I knew the budgies would be trouble, I had never been scared but it was a shock. I was walking around the room today & I lied down I chewed on my lovely toy & as I got up the budgies flew very close to me! Mildred aimed up above so I had to fall on the floor, Sid went underneath & I had to stand up & the George nearly went through my stomach, so I had to move completely! What a riot, I knew no good would come of those Budgies!

Bye

New Toys

Well, I have been wanting toys for a long, long, long, long, long time now! I have no fluffy toys & aparently I can't take any from my youngest owner's room.
Today the family was out & my older owner was there I was doing nothing interesting. Anyway, when the owners returned they had a squidgy bag with them inside were "TOYS"! I went crazy, straight away I grabbed the seal, all the other toys were put in our toy box.

Later on I felt a bit like I needed a good old relaxing chew, I didn't know what to pick. I went over to the box & my youngest owner was there, I looked at my seal & thought it was boring I looked at the hedgehog, sniffed it, looked up at the youngest owner & turned away. I heard my youngest owner saying I was picky, ha as if! I only get picky when it comes to toys!
OOOO did you say those bones on the shelf glorious, oh i don't want that big one, it has a crack in it, what I'm not being picky!

Blue x

What A Day

Dear Diary,

I was sleeping & dreaming as usaul. Until some thing woke me up! It was dark & pretty scary indeed. So, I investigated, I went upstairs & sniffed & whimpered for a while. Then I suddenly found a cup board, I opened it & I saw a big bone. Then my owner turned the light on & I was in the doggy cupboard! The treats had fallen off the shelves. So thanks to me we didn't get rats! Although I didn't get any treats! Well, bye I am sending my love to al th doggy people out there xx

Big Bad Blue

My Dream

Dear Diary,

I slept & slept & slept. I had an amazing dream about bunnies & chasing them & BONES & my owners offered me food! It was amazing! I don't have much to say so bye! xx ''Yawn!''.

Signed: Pomits x