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life in the slow lane

Remodeling

Mum and Dad have embarked on an attempt to remodel the house
I find this disturbing. Now there are rooms I can't go into and Dad repaired the imprint of my face in the wall. So much for posterity. I had to build up a lot of speed to get it there. Despite what Dad says I think the vet bills were worth having a true piece of art in the house. But, artists are always misunderstood in their own time. My current work is a replica of a NASCAR track in the back yard. I try only to work in natural materials. My brother Banditt is a philistine and cannot appreciate True Art. He cowers to the burgeouis taste of our parents and tows the line.

05/22/07

I was tagged by Harmony

My pawsome facts
1) I was found by one of my Dads coworkers
2) Mom talked of lawyers when Dad brought me home
3)I feel unlicked people do not go to heaven
4)Dad lets me sleep with him when Mom is on business
5)I can get on top of the entertainment center like the cats Dad had to move the speakers further away
6)I often lick the inside of my brother Banditt's mouth after dinner
7)I could drive the truck if I had to

An Extra Fact

! My brother Banditt hoards bones under Dad's desk and in his shoes. He does not think I know, but I do