Ein


Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Picture of Ein, a male Pembroke Welsh Corgi

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Home:Jacksonville, FL, FL  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 8 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Nicknames:
Bunny butt, pumpkin

Doggie Dynamics:
 Energy 
sleepyenergetic
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Friendliness 
aggressiveaffectionate
 
 Playfulness 
not playfulvery playful
 
 Disposition 
anxiouscalm
 

Quick Bio:
-purebred

Birthday:
December 10th 2006

Likes:
Plotting world domination of course. But in the times between...Tug games, chomping mommy's hair to wake her up and big dogs to play with!

Pet-Peeves:
Being put in a big white sunken hole and have smelly liquidy goo smooshed into my coat.

Favorite Toy:
Anything that moves. What fingers and toes aren't toys?! Who forgot to give me that memo?!

Favorite Food:
Do I smell hotdogs and carrots?!

Favorite Walk:
Around the lake, I have a full vantage point to see the other dogs and dog-slaves.

Best Tricks:
Bark, quiet, come, sit, fetch, let me out (laying flat on my dog-slave's head to tell her I want out).

Forums Motto:
Tasmanian Devil

The Last Forum I Posted In:
demolition girls!!

Ein says::
You look at me wrong... I bite-a your face! I'm a red and white chomping machine that will take you on, anywhere, anyplace, any time. Show me some lovin's by throwing me a bone! *mwahs*

I've Been On Dogster Since:
March 13th 2007 More than 7 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Dogster Id:
498405


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Graduation

June 5th 2007 9:06 pm
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Today my slave took me to my last day of conformation and obedience class. Boy oh boy I sure tricked her. Who does she think she is kidding?

 

Casualties

April 2nd 2007 2:01 pm
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Dear diary,

I have come to realize, in any good plan there will always be flaws.

I had been following my dog-slave around in survelliance mode for several hours when I noticed a tiny thread hanging off her grey sweatpants. Well, I took cover behind the couch and radioed doggie HQ and had it confirmed ... it was a sheep in disguise!!!

I imediately took action without backup. As a result, my dog slave saw my immediate charge and must have figured a sheep was also attached to her leg and started fleeing herself.

My legs strained, I felt my back legs rise up off the ground and sail through mid air... oh the thrill! My jaws grabbed the sheep like thread and latched onto the whole sheep pant leg thing.

And then a ripping sound filled my head...

I broke my canine tooth in half! Damn those sheeps in disguise!

 

World domination

March 30th 2007 7:49 am
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Dear diary,

My plans for current world domination have now been drawn up.

The initial proceedings of my plan have been put into motion. It is only a matter of time before every dog and dog-slave in the world bows before me.

I started the day off by laying quietly in wait of my dog-slave to wake. A ploy to make her think I have calmed down a little from the last few weeks of torture I have most kindly bestowed upon her.

She recently started switching my food to some kind of "natural stuff". I highly suspect it had been interlaced with poison. I sniffed it out with my old particle sensory detector (tm). It came up clean. Never know what goes into the chow these days.

 
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