MY NEW LITTLE SISTERS!!!!

Good News ~ Bad News …

I have 2 new ½ sisters!!!

My Human Mom has stayed in touch with my breeder since before I was born. As far as Mom & I are concerned she is the best in the world!!!

My “PawMom” was expecting her 4th litter and there were 9 puppies on the ultra sound … Wow, 9 new ½ brothers & sisters. Unfortunately, my Mom went into “distress” & had to have a C-Section. Only 2 of my pawsiblings survived. I have 2 new little sisters and they are beautiful!!! While I am so glad my Mom is OK ~ I am so sad. Miss Vicki, my breeder is so sad. She raises all her 6 “Doodles” in a very large house & hand raises all the puppies. The balance of her breeding Doodles are in foster homes. Miss Vicki is a breeder who does not want any of her dogs “kenneled” & all her dogs in loving homes!!!
I loved my 1st 8 weeks of life. It was so warm & I felt so safe and loved from the moment I was born.

Everything was so normal ~ even the breeding. (I hate to inform all you Doodles ~ Some of our Moms never knew our Dads. While my Mom & Dad had a beautiful honeymoon, some of our Dad’s were just part of a sperm bank. Hehehehehe.) All nine of these puppies had wonderful screened adoption families waiting for their arrival & eventually coming home with them. Now they are as heart broken as Miss Vicki & Mom & I am!!!

PawMom Meggie has had 4 litters, never more then 1 a year & all were 8 – 10 healthy babies. Including Me !!!!!! There were no signs of any trouble until her labor began …

I just had to post their pics on my page, but unfortunately, Miss Vicki can’t give these two little girls their names until she decides which of these 9 families will be the two to get my sisters. So I am going to name them …. Spunky & Precious!!! They are just beautiful & have that amazing “Doodle” coat!!! I love my new sisters!

Mom Is Really Mad ...

I am in really big trouble …

Mom is so angry; I swear her eyes are crossed!!!!!!

After a long day at work, she came home & our “Nanny Rick” had left her a note, Primo has reverted back to "puppy" & messed on the floor between every visit. He even suggested, maybe it was me & not Primo. How dare he!!!!!! I never have accidents in the house & Mom knows that … Mom felt bad, he put Primo back in the crate. Imagine how I feel having no one to play with all day. I don't like "Nanny Rick" any more!!!
Well, Mom was mumbling something about being so hungry because she missed lunch. She had stopped at her favorite place to get some “comfort food.” All food is comfort food, what is that all about? This is her favorite place for “Good Ole Southern Comfort Food.” She says it makes her feel like she is in Savannah or Charleston, sitting on a porch swing, enjoying life … Even “Oprah” has given this place a “thumbs up.”
Who is this Oprah person anyway?
I’ve had a taste of those corn bread muffins before, Mom left them to close to the edge of the counter ~ So I know why Mom loves this place! She did her normal routine, comes to say “Hi” & tells us how much she missed us … Takes us out for a walk & “Business,” then gives us our dinner. Mom is so great like that ~ No matter how tired she is … The first 30 minutes after she comes home, belong to me & Primo.

She put that dinner of hers’, at the back of the counter … But the smell was so incredible … She went upstairs to change & well, I just had to go for it. Mom swears I had to have stood on top of Primo’s shoulders to reach it. Through the plastic bag, through the paper bag & into the container. I got the “Mac’N’Cheese” & corn bread and Primo got the pork chops, bones & all … Mmmmmmmm ~ Good!!! You know, Primo really has it made … I do all the dirty work & he reaps the reward! By the time Mom realized we weren’t upstairs with her ~ Her entire dinner had been consumed.
Now I know why they call it “Comfort Food.”
Well now she is eating a bowl of cereal & just glaring at us … She said we are grounded for life!!!! No more “play dates,” no more “dog park,” no more toys …
Yea ~ Right!!!!

Boy is she mad …

MY HOLIDAY MONTH!!!

Holiday 2007

Wow ~ What a month!!!!
I don’t even know where to start …

Well, the beginning of the month, Mom was away for a 1 ½ week business trip…
I got to go back to “Boot Camp,” only now I was part of the pack to teach all the “newbe’s” the ropes. That included “Primo!” It was his first time away from home and was really scared. But I took care of him. At times he was a pest & our camp director said “Primo was joined to my hip much more then I was to his.” We both had fun & it was so much fun to see all my old buddies from the pack & to be part of them & not a student.

The day Mom got back we were all excited … She loaded us up & we went to this place with all sorts of trees that weren’t in the ground ~ How weird!! Well, Mom stuck one in the car & brought it home … I found all of this very strange. Primo, as always, had no clue what was going on. Mom made it stand up again & it sat right outside our back door for a week. I thought that was even stranger. We have plenty of trees outside & I didn’t understand why we needed one more.

Then the strangest thing of all ~ A week later, Mom moved all our furniture around (Primo & I couldn’t figure out where anything was!!!) and brought that tree inside!!!! She put lights all over it & there it sat for another week!!! Finally, she got all these boxes out of the attic & transformed that tree into the most beautiful curious thing I have ever seen. She put “stuff” all over the fireplace, the stairwells, the window sills ~ anyplace she could stick “stuff” she stuck it!!!!

Wow ~ I thought this is really going to be fun. She made a special playground complete with lights & bells for me & Primo!!!! WRONG!!!! Every time I would get near anything, I got that “Out!!!”

Then all these people started coming to our house to see me!!! Mom says they weren’t coming just to see me but they sure fussed over me (and Primo too); so I know they came here to see us & eat!!! I never saw humans consume so much food!!! This must be a Holiday to celebrate “Food” because that’s all everyone seems to be doing …

Well, I would like to tell you about our trip to the farm Christmas Day to visit Mom’s parents and all the “Family.” But I promised Primo he could write something in his Diary, and have some of our Christmas pictures for his page. So I will let him write about that … Mom says a “Promise is a Promise.”

I BLEW IT AGAIN ~ !!!!!!

I blew it again!!!!!!
I have been doing so well since I went to “Boot Camp” and Mom & I have been going for our training … But I “goofed” yesterday.
Mom still takes me to the “Dog Park” even though Primo can’t go yet. I really like it …. It gives Mom & I some “1 on 1” time alone since Primo arrived.
We went back to Buzzy’s Bow Wow (remember ~ the place I really got in trouble) to buy some of that “Nature’s Miracle” my Pals told Mom about. Primo keeps peeing all over our house!!! I was going outside all the time in 3 weeks!
Mom was so pleased ~ I did everything right & didn’t terrorize anyone.

Then we went on to the park ~ Mom always takes me for a walk on one of the paths before she turns me lose to play. I was excellent!!! We even ran into 2 little humans & Mom put me into a sit stay … These two little people kept saying “Sit Stay” so I did & they touched me & kissed me. It was so cool & Mom was so proud.
We made it to the field & she turned me lose … We were playing Frisbee & there she was …. Another Doodle way across the field on the walking path. I just took off. I had to say “Hi” to another Dood. I think what made Mom mad was when she finally got there, I just kept running away from her. Then I spotted some little boys playing on the baseball field. Instead of hitting baseballs, they were hitting tennis balls.
Oh Boy ~ What fun !!!!! Off I went to catch the tennis balls. That was it!
Mom had it & when she finally caught me … On went the leash & we were off to home.
She didn't even considered the fact, with all that running off and not coming when she called me ~ Not once did I jump up on anyone!!!

Thanksgiving Tag !

Here are the rules:

Each player needs to tell seven special things they are
thankful for. Tagged dogs must post the rules in their diary
and their 7 things. Then choose 7 pups to tag and list their
names. Let them know by pawmail or rosette that they have been
tagged and to read your diary for the instructions on how to
play.

1 ~ My Mom
2 ~ My new baby brother "Primo"
3 ~ My "Doggie Nanny Rick"
4 ~ Frisbee's, tennis balls & soccer balls
5 ~ Treats
6 ~ Any Dog Park
7 ~ I haven't died yet from all the nasty things I've eaten!!!!

I was tagged by Buddy CGC

I tagged:
Blossom
Mango
Hondo
Miss Tilly
Jersey
Groucho Too
Farley

The Day I Got a Baby Brother

... That was not a Happy day!!!
Not any sooner was I finally back home from "Boot Camp," Mom came home with Primo.
She tried to do everthing by the book ... But I wasn't "drinking that Koolaid!!"

The day it happened, she took me for a really long walk & then to the dog park. I should have known something was up ~ Mom never takes me to the dog park during the week. We did our usual, played Frisbee, catch, etc and had an amazing time.

She took me home & then left again ... When she got back, she came inside & let me out. I was busy running around the yard when all of a sudden there was Mom with this "thing" sitting by her feet. I had to sniff this out. As soon as I got close he ran behind "MY" Mom & hid. He kept doing that & and wouldn't let me say "Hi" or check him out. I know Mom was thinking "this isn't going quite like I thought it would."
Now let me tell you this ~ I know my Mom can't walk by a dog without petting & saying "Hi." I do the same! But she never brings them home to live with us! So I don't understand why she was so surprised I was so jealous. It had never crossed her mind that I would react that way. I love all dogs & always want to play.

For two days I just ignored home ... That is until he would try to get near my Mom! Then I would just throw up the body block & get between him and my Mom. He can play with my toys, he can have everything he wants but he can't have "MY" Mom!
Well, that just wasn't working & I could see he wasn't going anywhere!
Then on the third day, he took one of my toys & I just couldn't stand it any longer! I chased right after him & he turned around and chased me back!
Wow! Wasn't expecting that!
Wait a minute ~ He can play chase around the house just like I play chase with my Pals at the dog park ... Maybe I should rethink this ????

COMING HOME FROM "BOOT CAMP!"

Wow ~ What a few weeks I have had!!! I am really exhausted. Coming home from boot camp … Seeing Mom again … and then that little brother coming home.
Mom said, she tried to time everything so perfectly, but as it goes, there is always a flaw in the best laid plans … She wishes I had been home at least a week before Primo came to live with us. I will save that page for tomorrow; tonight I just want to tell you about “Boot Camp.”

It really was fun as you can see by the pics in my Album. But the training was really difficult. Mom thinks I have “ADD.” I’m just a Dood, that’s all! The morning I came home, I knew something was up. After playing with the pack, Dave brought me inside for my lesson & then I got a bath! I was really enjoying being dirty & muddy ~ It was so much fun getting that way!

Then … Dave & I had a “sit down.” He put me into a “Sit / Stay” & went outside.
I heard Mom’s voice!!! Mom has a very distinctive voice & I would recognize it anywhere!! I was so happy & so excited! But then Dave came in & Mom wasn’t with him??? A few minutes later there she was! She came in … didn’t even look at me & sat in the chair across the room. What was that all about? But, I could tell it was really difficult for her. Dave started our lesson & I just couldn’t focus. Dave told Mom, “He could teach me anything & everything but he could not teach me NOT to love her!!!” Mom loved hearing that!

Well, finally Dave said my “yelping” was going to drown out Mom’s lesson on our first week back together & took me to another room. I yelled to the top of my lungs until Dave came & brought me back. He asked Mom to put me in a sit / stay ~ It was the worse Mom has ever done with me! Finally he said ~ “OK you two, have your reunion!” It was wonderful. Mom & I just rolled around hugging & kissing and realizing how much we really love each other.

Mom decided to stop at the car wash to see the “New & Improved Bella.” She was really impressed, while not perfect … much much better!!! Today, our neighbor came over & for the first time, I didn’t jump all over her!!! Hey Guys, I got more hugs then ever by not jumping!!!

Mom & I go back this week for our first of eight classes together … As long as I can be at home with Mom, this part is a breeze! I can’t wait until I get my diploma like the rest of you “Doods!”

Oh by the way … “Dog Whisper Dave” also told Mom, there is nothing we “Doods” can’t be taught! We are really smart!!!
But we already knew that ...

MOM WAS RIGHT ....

Wow, Mom was right!!!
"Boot Camp" is really fun ~ Really hard work but really fun!!! It's like being at the dog park all day. There are so many dogs!!! While we have a lot of classes & one on one training, we also have a lot a time to just run & play with each other. This is just like that show Mom & I watch over & over with some guy named "Cesar." My guy is called "Dave" and he barks just like "Cesar!" ... and when he does, we all listen!

Mom called to check on my progress yesterday ... I could tell she was really missing me. Must have been all the rain and the beginning of the weekend. We are inseparable on the weekends. She was almost ready to break down & come bring me home. But Mr. Dave said I was doing great and learning not to be so "excited" all the time. He said that excitment was actually "anxiety." Mom was feeling a little guilty because she is in "high drive" all the time & maybe she made me the same way ... Naaaaaaa.
I love calming her down with our "cuddling."

Dave did tell Mom I didn't eat for the first day & 1/2 ~ I thought maybe if I went on a "hunger strike" they would let me go home. But when I saw that wasn't going to work (and I was really really hungry); I started eating. Mom taught me to always sit & wait "calmly" for my meals so I passed that test with flying colors. I get to eat first because I am the calmest!!! Although I am willing to share my food with anyone (maybe some of those other dogs are still hungry???) Dave makes all the dogs eat their own food and not to mess with others.'

This is going to be such a big week for us ~ I get to come home & then Primo come!!!!!

Woof Woof ~ Gotta run .... Time for my "Group Class."

"BOOT CAMP ..."

Well, I knew I was "doomed" when Mom never left the closet door open & I just couldn't get around to coming up with a good escape plan ...
Mom seemed to be having second thoughts over the weekend but knows
this is a good thing for both of us. We'll see ...

She was extra extra loving last night and even gave me an extra "treat!"
I knew something was up & today was going to be "dooms day." She kept mumbling something about "This was going to be harder on her then it was on me." She also didn't know how much "Dogster" time I would get ... What?
No time with all my "Pals?" She wasn't sure about computer time & such.

Well, guess what ??? I think this might be a little fun ... Just a little ~ I don't want Mom to think I am signing off on this plan of her's to make this "Doodle" the Perfect Pooch!!!

Mom was really quiet on the ride ~ I knew something was wrong, so I started whining in the car. I never do that & Mom started crying!!!
I thought she might be taking me to the pound because I can be so ...
Well ~ "Doodle Like??"

When we arrived the owner came out before I could even get out of the car to jump all over him. When I did, Mom said "This would be why we are here."
He took my leash, pulled me to his side & get this ... "He ignored me!!!"
I stood still because I was amazed that someone would actually ignore me!
He offered to take us on a tour of the grounds.

Well let me tell you ~ This was the coolest "Dog Park" I have ever seen & there were dogs everywhere!!!! All sizes, all shapes & all breeds! I almost thought I had died & this was "Doggie Heaven." All he had to do was say "Quiet" and they all stopped barking at me. He took us inside & showed us where I would be sleeping ... Looked really good ~ I was surprised. He also said the dogs spend 90% of the time in the "yard" in the pack & in training. It looked like & Mr Dave sounded like the "Dog Wisperer!!" He took me to my "room" & told Mom it was time to say "Good-Bye." I knew then, Mom wasn't going to stay & play with me and all these dogs. I have to tell you ~ I was a little "scared."
... and I am not frightened of anything!!!! Including the vacuum cleaner!

Well, Mom disappeared with this guy & I guess they were just discussing all the details of my training. Then Mr. Dave asked Mom if she wanted to see me being introduced to the "Pack" in the yard. She had to stay in an area where I couldn't see her ...
Mom loved it ~ I was really scared!! ... but only because there were more dogs there then I had ever seen in one place. They all sniffed, circled, sniffed some more & the next thing I know ... they were chasing me & it was fun!!

Well, Mom may have to write my e-mails for the next two weeks & post my pictures from "Boot Camp,"
but maybe this won't be so bad after all ...

"The Incident"

I love my human Mom ~ She is such a "pushover" & has spoiled me rotten!!! I love her so much and you can't imagine how wonderful my life is!!!! But, after the "incident" Friday night & a phone call I over heard, I think I may need to be rescued!
My Mom says I have an entertaining personality. She calls them "antics" but I am a Labradoodle ~ I am meant to entertain!!! Anyway, back to the "incident." (In case you haven't figured it out already ~ Mom has taught me to also be very verbal when I communicate, so bear with me. Eventually, I will get to the point.)
First of all, there is all this talk about a baby brother. What is that all about? So anyway, Mom said we were going to my favorite place, "Buzzy's Bow Wow," to buy a new bed. She said my bed is going to be too small for me & "Primo." I am hanging out all over it anyway & she wants my "smell" to be on it when this "boy" arrives. I love my bed ~ it even has my name monogrammed on it. I don't know about sharing a new bed with a complete stranger anyway ... and I don't smell!
Mom & I love "Buzzy's Bow Wow." Mom says she wants to be Buzzy ~ I wish she were "Buzzy," then she could be with me 24/7 & I could have all the toys & treats in the world. I wouldn't need a baby brother. She tells me his name is "Primo" because he is the first boy. So why then did she add that "Amore" love thing??? After that phone call this morning & "Primo" coming ~ She has a lot of explaining to do!
First let me tell you about "Buzzy's." It is the coolest pet store in the whole wide world!!! Buzzy was an "Investment Banker & Attorney" who loves animals. He did a lot of volunteer work with Animal Rescue. He decided to follow his heart & find a way to work & help animals full-time. Mom says she doesn't mind that his store is a little more expensive because all the profits go to Animal Rescue Groups. I love going there on Saturdays! Saturday's are "Rescue Days" and there are all these poor dogs & cats that are looking for homes. Mom always wants to bring them all home but I quickly remind her of her allergies. She falls for it every time. I must have been taking one of my very rare naps when she made arrangements for this "Primo" guy! Anyway, Buzzy has placed 76 dogs & cats in homes since March when he opened "Bow Wow Meow." I am very happy for all of them especially since none of them came to live here with me & Mom! Buzzy also has all sorts of educational classes which are free. Humans can bring their pets with them to certain classes, but after one time, Mom said I was too "disruptive" to go back again. I tried really hard to be quiet but this really cute Lab named "Daddy" kept winking at me during the seminar. I didn't want to miss the opportunity to make a new friend. Well "Daddy" & I ended up with a play date at the park but I never got to go back to the seminars.
OK ~ I know, you want to know about the "incident" ~ Well, it all started when we went to "Buzzy's Bow Wow" to look at new beds. It was a great night at Buzzy's ~ Friday night "Happy Hour." So many dogs there!!! The minute I walked in the door this cute little "Yorkie" was giving me the "Look." Mom could tell right away his human should have him in her purse & not on leash. There were so many beds to choose from and Mom told me to focus on the beds & not the other dogs. She had me jumping in & out of all those beds. Well, while she was stepping on my leash looking at price tags & fabric content, I decided to make a run for it & find that cute little Yorkie!! I ran up & down all the aisles while Mom was running after me calling my name ~ it was so much fun. You should have seen the look on her face!
Then I found him ~ There he was with a bow in his hair & we just had to say the "Doggie Hi." Well, Mr. Yorkie's Mom told my Mom to control me. Can you believe that "insult???" Mom apologized profusely but was thinking, "Don't bring your dog into a place that allows dogs on leash if you don't want him to play with the other dogs." Mom is cool like that, biting her tongue when she knows I do go a little bit crazy to get attention. It's just the Doodle way of being social & friendly. All Mom could think was "Thank Goodness, Buzzy puts all the breakables on the top shelves & all the toys and treats on the lower shelves." By the way, I thought it would be cool to grab a few "pigs’ ears" (which Mom does not allow me to have) along the way to give to my new Yorkie boyfriend. Well, when we were checking out, the lady at the counter gave Mom a pamphlet & told Mom she may be interested in having a trainer come to my house to work with me. Can you imagine? ? ! The lady at the counter is supposed to give me a treat not advice!! Mom said I was really good with my commands at home (Yea Mom) but my "social skills" were a little lacking in public (What???)
Well, Mom was really upset & wouldn't talk to me on the ride home. I knew then this was serious but that was ok. I was having so much fun! We were in the car with no roof, it was Friday night, it was the weekend ... & with all that open sky, I just barked at all the dogs & people out walking on a beautiful warm Fall night. I don't think that helped my situation & our "incident" very much.
Of course, the minute I was home (I knew Mom was not very happy with me) I was the perfect angel.
But, I think it was too late ~ The damage was done.
There are just too many adventures out there. I love Mom taking me everywhere so she has to realize ~ I love attention! It is really hard just to sit and smile pretty. Humans & Dogs want me to say "Hi." They do that "Ahhhhhhs & Owwwws" when they see me. I am just giving my audience what they want!!! I do all the sit, down, stays in the house so don't you think Mom should give me a break when we are out & about? Well, her last words that night were ~ "That's it! You have to shape up before "Primo" gets here ... I can't be training a puppy & you both" Ok then Mom ~ don't get the puppy !!!! Problem solved!
Well, she didn't buy that ... First thing the next morning she was on her computer & then on the phone with this place she had heard of called "Perfect Pooch Boot Camp." That certainly doesn't sound like the camp I go to, I knew I was in really big trouble. Get this ~ The human on the phone ask what breed I was & when Mom said "Labradoodle,” the person laughed & said "Oh yes, they are very high energy dogs!!!!" Like that's a bad thing????
Well, Mom has been watching too much Animal Planet & National Geographic's "Dog Whisperer" because now I am off to "Boot Camp" for 10 days!!! ... And get this; I don't get to come home at nights! I knew Mom was booking her overnight business trips for the next few weeks so she can be home for a few weeks to play with me & this guy "Primo." But I was all set to go to my "Bed & Biscuit" camp. At that camp, I get to run free all day ... play with the horses, cats, pot belly pigs & the other dogs ... and it is still warm enough I could swim in the lake!!
Now I am going to a place where they are going to evaluate my behavior and help me learn & Mom learn who's "Boss." We all know who is boss ~ so what's the big deal? I have to stay there for 10 days without seeing Mom. I really think she should change her mind based on that alone. I overheard something about early morning exercise & training in the "Yard" (doesn't that sound like prison??) and then play time with the "Pack" (now that part sounds like fun) and then individual training time (which sounds like discipline.) I won't even get my treats ~ Now that is painful!!! This place says I will learn better if I respond to Mom's voice & not a treat. My Doctor already told Mom to back off the treats for rewards ~ I was old enough to behave without a treat. This is the same doctor who cuts my nails & cleans my ears which are my biggest "Pet Peeves!" What does she know?? I have Mom trained ~ When we are home, I can focus on her & I will do anything as long as she gives me a treat for doing it.
Now what is wrong with that?
I am really trying to get her to change her mind. Why when we went to the park this afternoon, I was the perfect Labradoodle. When were walking on the trail to the "Doggie Play Area," I sat & stayed on the side of the trail to let the other dogs pass. I even let a "Daddy" with a stroller, baby and two active two year olds walk by ~ my tail was wagging so hard I could barely contain it! I so wanted to say "Hi" but I sat & stayed. That "Daddy" even said I was such a well behaved dog ... Mommy just said "Thank You," rolled her eyes & told me I was still off to "Boot Camp."
Guess What ~ There were 4 other Doodles at the park so we formed a "Doodle Pack" while our humans chatted about how cool we were!!! We were so polite we even let a very persistent Jack Russell Terrier named "Buddy" into our pack. We played ball & Frisbee for over an hour. It was the first time Mom saw me just plop down & say "Enough ~ I'm exhausted!" It still didn't change her mind.
She says I have to be a good example for "Primo." I even asked her to take me back to the obedience class where I didn't do so well but she said "No ~ Boot Camp!!!"
Oh by the way, you would have found one of the Labradoodles at the park "interesting." His name was “Cody” & his Mom said he was a first generation "Flat Coated Labradoodle."
He was a sweetheart but at five years old & 125 pounds, he could not keep up with the rest of us "Doodles!!!!" I even shared my water with him because his Mom didn't bring him any. My Mom always looks out for me and would never forget to bring my water & doggie bags!
But even after being so good, I still have to go to "Boot Camp!!!!" I told Mom, please just save all that money for more toys for me. She said "NO ~ It's boot camp!" I know she is just feeling "frustrated" because she has been able to train all her dogs to be "Perfect Pooches" but they weren't me ~ Ciao Bella the "Windsor Creek Australian Labradoodle!" What's a few missing sandwiches off the counter? ... And a few jumps on humans who didn't pay enough attention to me??? I never knocked any humans over, even with a running start!!!!
Someone has to rescue me. Mom is determined I will be the "Perfect Pooch." She says I may even get to be one of those Labradoodles who end up on all those Hallmark cards! I say Mom has way too much time on her hands and just needs to play "Fetch" 24/7 instead of stressing about of few "Incidents" in public places. So far I have caused no serious damage & Mom has not had to pay for any overturned displays. Besides that ~ They should not put "treats & pigs ears" in an open accessible display anyway!!!
So as you can see ~ None of this is my fault anyway. If there was no "Primo" coming, there would be no need for a new bed. If there was no need for a new bed, we would not have been looking at beds at Buzzy's. In which case, I would not have gone after that Yorkie & Mom would not have been so embarrassed. So, it is all Primo's fault!!!

I say we need to start planning my escape.
We only have a week before she sends me off to “Boot Camp!!!”