March 17th 2009 10:26 am
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Today being St Patty's day and all I thought I go on a hunting trip on the castle grounds. Ok fine the backyard whatever!! So of course Riley follows my every move and off we went on patrol. The timing was perfect since mom lost her damn mind yet again...and got out the beast from the closet the vacuum. Clearly Riley and I were not coming in anytime soon.
My sister has been a bit annoying as of late on hunting expeditions. She seems to think we should be friends with all my kills. Obviously this is not an option I want to exercise....but miss oh Logan it is so cute...Oh Logan isn't it fluffy...oh Logan can we keep it...Oh Logan cant we just play with it...NO, NO, NO!! What is the matter with her? Worse she will run off crying her fool head off...even barking to get moms attention. No good ever came from that I can tell you. Crazy will come outside chasing me around the yard forcing me to drop my prey. Then she will get all wound up dragged me inside scrub out my mouth and ignore me for the rest of the day. As if I am a leopard or some serial killer( I heard mom tell grandma I was...how rude is that?!) If the great one Sadie Mae was here to witness this she be appalled. All are aware of her superior hunting skills. You do not see Lucas crying like a school girl to mom...do you? Of course not!
Lucas practically beams with pride! As any good hunter would!! The big guy has lost his edge as of late...that does not stop him from recognizing my skill set.
To all my other hunting breed pals...do not under any circumstance get yourself a sister...especially if she is a big fat baby!!
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