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Likes: Riley, his little sister...they are best of freinds,He also loves to steal things and hide them under the bed..aka his fort
Pet-Peeves: Baths!!!Being told NO...I use my selective hearing whenever possible
Favorite Toy: Whatever it is that Riley wants to have right now...
Favorite Food: ALL OF IT...
Favorite Walk: I love walking in the park...I love to chase my brother and sister and try to run down some deer.
Best Tricks: Logan knows all his commands...however tricks,cant be bothered..
Arrival Story: Mommy has bothered daddy for quite a while about having a puppy of her own that would love just her...she even cried to get me...that's what I hear anyway...Sadie tells me that daddy found me in the gutter and felt bad for me...Lucas said that one of the rodents behind McDonalds spawned me and I wandered about until my saintly mother found me and brought me home...and my mommy says I'm just an angel and that she prayed for me and I came to her...I'm sure the truth is in there somewhere...
Bio: Here's my update...
Look...I'm quite the athlete...I know, you're looking at me thinking what's this little guy talking about...I'll tell you a story...I have a younger sister (bigger though) and an older brother too...the three of us go to the park to walk this four mile trail every week...it's tough!!! I tear that thing up!!! And, you should see my hamhawks...they are quite impressive...even if I say so myself!!! I not only keep up with the other two...I lead the pack...and you should see me when we come up on the horses that walk that trail...they give me wide berth...enough said.
Anyway...I got a new condo (read crate)...dad makes me share it with Riley (my sister)...something about being irresponsible or some such nonsense. I think he's just cheap or something...I hate sharing...I got this really nice sleeping pad from mom for the new pad and stupid decided to rip it apart...dumb!!!
What else can I tell you people...I think that all of you can see from my pictures that I am developing into quite the striking young man...I might also mention that I have been invited and inducted into the prestigous and exclusive group known as the NPC (naughty puppy club). Next step is club officer...then Mr. President.
Anyway, just wanted to catch my fans up on my progress in this life of mine...
Forums Motto: Naughty and Proud of it.....
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The Last Forum I Posted In: Naughty list contest
So it seems the hair on my ears is getting a bit long. My mother does not seem to like this at all!!They flop into my water bowl,my food bowl and actually she was a tad concerned I might trip over them. As if !!!
I was of course totally unaware that mom had skills in hair trimming...naturally I assumed I would be off to the mysterious groomers with Lucas and Riley. NO!! That was not the case...mom was doing it!! I was to sit still as she came at me with shears from dogie H@$%%. Has she lost her mind?!
Of course my reaction was not appreciated and I got told rather sternly for my liking...I was to sit and stay. For the love of dog...seriously????
All this is going on and nosy Riley, of course has to be right in on the action....ugh
She immediately goes into a sit stay...like the over achieving show off she is. I briefly thought about biting her...however I had bigger fish to fry.
I tried telling my mom I object to this kind of treatment,she of course could careless.
So I was forced to sit and watch in horror as my luxurious locks fell to the floor. I will admit it is nice to not have mom holding my ears up every time my face goes near a bowl. Also dad says I look like a young pup again,always a good thing. Mom did praise me for eventually sitting still. I even got a treat out of it and all kind of kisses,never see me object to either of those two things.
Still I would like a professional hair cut....I want to see the inside of the groomers.
Not only that I think a trim may be in order I have noticed I have some unruly locks...that may need taming.
I am just saying if we are going to freshen me up...it should be done properly!
Good day!
Let me begin this diary by saying that I know it isn't really appropriate to discuss politics, religion, or a woman's age/weight...but today I am going to touch on some political hot buttons and subsequently moral ideologies that may be faith based...I will however refrain from any mention of any woman's age or weight so as to not provoke my female fans.
So let me begin...I have been watching several of the cable news programs of late and there has been much discussion about torture and some torture facility in some place called Cuba. Mr. Obama is trying to close this base and stop the alleged torture. Okay...so now that we are all caught up I want to bring to light other, similar atrocities much closer to home.
My father has been water boarding me regularly in my very own home!!!! You have read correctly...I am regularly, frequently actually thrown into the bath tub and held under the running water causing me to panic over the obviously torturous actions perpetrated by own family's patriarch. I wonder just what this Obama fella is doing about this type torture going on right in our backyard. It seems a little premature to be going after actual bad guys and worrying about their feelings when we are ignoring such extraordinary injustices right here in middle America!!! I mean seriously...how can my own father get away with such nonsense?! Worse yet...he isn't even in charge!!! He has been given these horrific orders by my own mother!!! Orders that I suspect are not even lawful!!! Although my mother says that her orders don't have to be lawful...that my father is to interpret her orders as "direct orders"!!!!!!!! Whatever!? I NEED PROTECTION FROM THE TORTURE AND I THINK WE SHOULD ALL REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT OUR PRIORITIES ARE IN THIS COUNTRY!!!
So it would seem the moms has issue with me begging while she is eating. Even went as far as to tell me.."Logan, I do not beg you while you are eating" Ummm women do you honestly think I would take issue with this? Perhaps you did not notice that I eat cardboard pellets!! Subsequently you can get down on your hands knees any day you want!! I will happily share all of my cardboard pellets. Until then excuse me if I drool a little while you are chowing down on brats fresh of the grill....geez give me a break.
Does anybody have a number I can call to report this abuse??
Or maybe you also suffer from the same injustice...perhaps we could all form a some sort of support group or something.
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