Likes: His mom...Logan gives new meaning to the phrase mama's boy :) Sadie is a pretty close second on his must have list.
Pet-Peeves: Baths!!!Being told NO...I use my selective hearing whenever possible
Favorite Toy: Logan adores his "babies" stuffed animals
Favorite Food: ALL OF IT...
Favorite Walk: Anywhere you take him is just fine...he loves to be out and about.
Best Tricks: Logan knows all his commands...however tricks,cant be bothered..
Arrival Story: Mommy has bothered daddy for quite a while about having a puppy of her own that would love just her...she even cried to get me...that's what I hear anyway...Sadie tells me that daddy found me in the gutter and felt bad for me...Lucas said that one of the rodents behind McDonalds spawned me and I wandered about until my saintly mother found me and brought me home...and my mommy says I'm just an angel and that she prayed for me and I came to her...I'm sure the truth is in there somewhere...
Bio: Here's my update...
Look...I'm quite the athlete...I know, you're looking at me thinking what's this little guy talking about...I'll tell you a story...I have a younger sister (bigger though) and an older brother too...the three of us go to the park to walk this four mile trail every week...it's tough!!! I tear that thing up!!! And, you should see my hamhawks...they are quite impressive...even if I say so myself!!! I not only keep up with the other two...I lead the pack...and you should see me when we come up on the horses that walk that trail...they give me wide berth...enough said.
Anyway...I got a new condo (read crate)...dad makes me share it with Riley (my sister)...something about being irresponsible or some such nonsense. I think he's just cheap or something...I hate sharing...I got this really nice sleeping pad from mom for the new pad and stupid decided to rip it apart...dumb!!!
What else can I tell you people...I think that all of you can see from my pictures that I am developing into quite the striking young man...I might also mention that I have been invited and inducted into the prestigous and exclusive group known as the NPC (naughty puppy club). Next step is club officer...then Mr. President.
Anyway, just wanted to catch my fans up on my progress in this life of mine...
As some of you may know by now I have a new little brother, I am not going to say I hate him. But he does interfere with my Bff time with my dad which annoys me! He interferes with my snuggle time with Sadie, which annoys me. He interferes with my most important one on one time with my mother, which really annoys me. I am a mama's boy and I am not to proud to admit that. I might also point out that he does not seem to care about Potty accidents at all! I of course have never, and I mean never had such indiscretions in my life! In spite of what my mother may tell you.
I frequently also have to kick him out of bed...as he somehow thinks it is appropriate to interrupt my love fests with my dad. I understand the kid has had some hard knocks. I do not discredit that, I simply would like to reach an understanding. That understanding being that I come first!
I think the time has come to help the kid along with some simple guide lines, I will generously supply for him.
1. Any new toys that you have, belong to me first!
2. Dad is my BFF not yours!
3. If I have growled at you...you are wrong!
4. If I have looked in your general direction, as if annoyed, you are wrong!
5. If you potty in my house, you are wrong, and I will thrash you!
6. If you potty in my house, and I am in anyway effected negatively... you are wrong.
7. If I tell you to get a toy, you will immediately go and fetch it but you will not play with it on the way back!
8. If Sadie is annoying me, you are also annoying me and therefore wrong!
9. If you think you should bark at something out the window...you will first defer to me, If I bark you may bark.
10. No more licking my food dish one second before I have finished my dinner...this is not a barn after all. Manners please!!
That is all for now...I do not want to overwhelm the kid.
Her-yea, Her-yea to all my loyal subjects please note my elevated status of DOG OF THE DAY!!!
I would like to say a few words..I will begin with thank you's
1St thank you to the nominating committee.
2nd thank you to the judges.
Now I would like to make some personal thank you's
1st, Kim, Kim Kardashian taught all of us, it is okay to try out marriage for lets say 72 days or so.
Next, I like to thank Lady Gaga and the artist formerly known as Prince. From them I learned stage presence. For without them I would not be the entertainer I am today!
To my dear Lindsay, without you, I wouldn't think it was okay to constantly act like a fool.
Enrique Iglasias ...I always knew a little man scaping was okay!!
My shout outs would not be complete if I didn't throw in a Tebow moment...so here it to you J.Z
I went back on patrols today with my trusted second in command Ms Sadie. I have been down and out since memorial day and that girl has done a stellar job.
As you all know I have had my reservations about her exuberance to take over my position. Hind site is 20/20 however...I now see that girl has ambition!! A trait I can appreciate, she is a natural like myself. I have decided to give her another promotion, as you can imagine this caused some disruption among the ranks. I was forced to point out to those two slackers if they put a little more effort in. Perhaps they would of curried more favor and not have been over looked yet again.
Sadie has joined the ranks of the field grade officers...I am extremely proud of her. Leaving Riley and Jake to be company officers.
I noticed a few breaches in our perimeters due to the over influx of those dastardly bunnies!!! Not to mention the rascally squirrels that are clearly trying to take over the whole planet!!!
With me being sick and all they undoubtedly thought our yard would be easy to infiltrate. Sadie does a good job, but lets face it, she is not much bigger than one of those b&@#%$!!
It was imperative to make certain my presence was known! I am back rascally rodents!!! Be warned!!!
Over and out