Birthday: December 11th 2006 Likes: Riley, his little sister...they are best of freinds,He also loves to steal things and hide them under the bed..aka his fort Pet-Peeves: Baths!!!Being told NO...I use my selective hearing whenever possible Favorite Toy: Whatever it is that Riley wants to have right now... Favorite Food: ALL OF IT... Favorite Walk: I love walking in the park...I love to chase my brother and sister and try to run down some deer. Best Tricks: Logan knows all his commands...however tricks,cant be bothered.. Arrival Story: Mommy has bothered daddy for quite a while about having a puppy of her own that would love just her...she even cried to get me...that's what I hear anyway...Sadie tells me that daddy found me in the gutter and felt bad for me...Lucas said that one of the rodents behind McDonalds spawned me and I wandered about until my saintly mother found me and brought me home...and my mommy says I'm just an angel and that she prayed for me and I came to her...I'm sure the truth is in there somewhere... Bio: Here's my update...
Look...I'm quite the athlete...I know, you're looking at me thinking what's this little guy talking about...I'll tell you a story...I have a younger sister (bigger though) and an older brother too...the three of us go to the park to walk this four mile trail every week...it's tough!!! I tear that thing up!!! And, you should see my hamhawks...they are quite impressive...even if I say so myself!!! I not only keep up with the other two...I lead the pack...and you should see me when we come up on the horses that walk that trail...they give me wide berth...enough said.
Anyway...I got a new condo (read crate)...dad makes me share it with Riley (my sister)...something about being irresponsible or some such nonsense. I think he's just cheap or something...I hate sharing...I got this really nice sleeping pad from mom for the new pad and stupid decided to rip it apart...dumb!!!
What else can I tell you people...I think that all of you can see from my pictures that I am developing into quite the striking young man...I might also mention that I have been invited and inducted into the prestigous and exclusive group known as the NPC (naughty puppy club). Next step is club officer...then Mr. President.
Anyway, just wanted to catch my fans up on my progress in this life of mine... Forums Motto: Naughty and Proud of it..... The Groups I'm In: !!! Mutts !!!, !!!!!All The Marvelous Mutts!!!!!, !!!The HOT Dogs!!!, !*~!The Darling Dachshunds!~*!, ◄☺☺☺♥ Mixed Breed Dogs ♥☺☺☺►, ★Funster ★, ***I"M*A*MUTT*&*PROUD*OF*IT***, *~*Magnifecent Mutts*~*, ***The Pet's Fun Forum***, ~Shih Tzus and Friends United~, FANCYPANTS CAFE, Spoiled Pugs & Pups (SPP), Ask Bo...Got ?, Dapple Doxies Rule!, Delightful Doxies!!, Dyson Dogster/Catster, Febreze® Pet Odor Eliminator™, HAVE A HEART, I'm a Mini Weenie!!!, Murphy and Daisy's Wedding, Pit Bull Galaxy, PROJECTmutt, The Bad Dog Club, The Dog Park ;), Trading Dog Goodies. The Last Forum I Posted In: Naughty list contest
I went back on patrols today with my trusted second in command Ms Sadie. I have been down and out since memorial day and that girl has done a stellar job.
As you all know I have had my reservations about her exuberance to take over my position. Hind site is 20/20 however...I now see that girl has ambition!! A trait I can appreciate, she is a natural like myself. I have decided to give her another promotion, as you can imagine this caused some disruption among the ranks. I was forced to point out to those two slackers if they put a little more effort in. Perhaps they would of curried more favor and not have been over looked yet again.
Sadie has joined the ranks of the field grade officers...I am extremely proud of her. Leaving Riley and Jake to be company officers.
I noticed a few breaches in our perimeters due to the over influx of those dastardly bunnies!!! Not to mention the rascally squirrels that are clearly trying to take over the whole planet!!!
With me being sick and all they undoubtedly thought our yard would be easy to infiltrate. Sadie does a good job, but lets face it, she is not much bigger than one of those b&@#%$!!
It was imperative to make certain my presence was known! I am back rascally rodents!!! Be warned!!!
Over and out
L
Boy was I down and out...let me tell you folks I sure had mom and dad worried sick! My poor vet was beyond baffled..I was a medical mystery I tell you. One minute I be acting like I was on the mend...the next I be knocking on deaths door step. My poor mother was so traumatized she could not even write about it on that blasted Facebook.
Maybe you pups did not noticed...but I am here to tell you that Facebook is stealing all our Dogster thunder! I digress...anyhoo I am fairly certain I survived the black plague.
I have had more tests done than a dog can even count! My dad informed me I drained my allowance fund for a good ten years. If that cheap S.O.B thinks he is somehow going to cheat me out of my allowance he has another thing coming. I am a survivor!! As such I have a certain persona I must keep going. Does he think I can get by on milk bones alone?! Outrageous!
I am going on a full week now of acting like my old self...running around acting a fool and being in general a nuisance.
Mom is cautiously optimistic that I am finally out of the woods...just what woods I was in we may never know.
Mom does not even yell at me anymore for growling at Jake the buffoon. Prior to the black plague I would of been sternly reprimanded. Now I get away with pretty much anything...we shall see how long that lasts :(
I will say the only good news about the black plague is I am a mean lean fighting machine....it did wonders for my diet. I mean to rectify that nonsense immediately!!
Over and Out~
L
In response to little Sadie's crazy outbursts...my outrage is so profound that all I can muster as an initial reaction is KISS-OFF you crazy little redheaded step child. A year ago you were a mere vagabond being traded between house like a discarded baseball card. Out of the extraordinary goodness of my father's heart you were welcomed into our home, in spite of strenuous objections. NOW because you think that I have so kindly tolerated your presence...that I am going to let you worm your way in like the nasty under belly of a snake and steal my command out from underneath me like some sort of Machiavellian travesty. I should say NOT even over my dead, stinking, rotten carcase. Good Day Sir!
