Likes: Being around people all the time. Riding in mama's car or daddy's truck, I have art all over their windows. Squeaky toys. Toilet paper rolls. Cows & horses.
Pet-Peeves: I hate it when people, namely daddy, blows on my ear. Also I hate the vacuum cleaner and the hairdryer. I hate when mom & dad go to work & leave me alone.
Favorite Toy: I love any toy that squeaks. I especially love my soccer ball. Mom got me a big ball to play with in the yard. It is bigger than I am. My teeth are so sharp that all the air went out of the ball but now I just carry it around and sling it all over.
Favorite Food: I love hamburgers off the grill and steak. I also like peanut butter, cheese & coldcuts. Mom has changed me over to Eukanuba Dachshund Formula and my coat is so much softer and shinier.
Favorite Walk: I love to walk at Grandma and Grandpa's house. They live out in the country and they don't make me wear that dumb old leash.
Best Tricks: Fetch any toy by name. Give 5. Kiss. Beg. Talk. Run. Catch. Shake. Look. Listen. Smell. I'm just too smart for words.
Arrival Story: I've wanted a mini dachshund for several years. My husband didn't want a house dog, but when he saw how precious little Jasper was he just couldn't leave him outside. We got him at 7 weeks old. After Jasper whined for 2 nights my husband put him in our bed and he has been there ever since.
Tomorrow I's will be 6 years old. Mama and Daddy already gaved me a new toy and so did Grandma and Grandpa. I loves squeeky toys. Daddy blewed me up a balloon but my stoopid little sister Lucy busted it. She had never seened a boon before so I guess it was ok. Hers was just curious. We got to eat some yummy chicken and squirrel at my pawty yesterday too. Then mama let us eat some real ice cream and cake but we's so full of chicken that I couldn't hold any. Not Jasmine though, she looked just like my boon after she got done. Lucy's woofday is in a couple of weeks so we will do it all again!! Little foster brofur Scruffy had a wonderfur time too. This was his firstest Daughtry Woofday pawty. He likes to eat good chicken too!! Woof at you laters.
Mama has lost her marlbles!! She has brought anuther puppy into the house. And a girl at that. Boy is Jasmine teed off. Mama says we need to add on to our house. She needs to sell lots of her Herbalife products for that. BOL!! Please send a pal request to my little sisfur. Her name is Lucy! It's nappy time. Bark at ya later furs.
Wowser, can't believes its been a year since mama helped me to write in mine diary. What is her probs?? Always farming, networking, yadda yadda but the last year of my life is missing from my page!!! She should be shamered. Anyways we had a great day. She did makes me some specials doggie cookies with peanutty butters. I guess she's not all bad. Grandma and Grandpa boiled us doggies some chicken. Me loves chicken. It should be the onliest food group. Thanks to everyone for the rosies and pawmails. I will try and get mama to help me reply to everyone but she has to go now and do some more farming and get ready for hers telervision show. Oh well at least I can snoozer in her lap for an hour! Woof woof. Until later and maybe not too much later.