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Ruby Roo's Roost

Spring

Today is 'sposed to be spring. There are still poosicles in the bawk-yard. I am waiting for a few spring flowers so I can begin my spring diet of eating the daffodils as soon as they pop up. Humppffff.

Tucker has been tormenting me. He started digging another hole. I think he is plotting on burying me again. I must stay on my paws and make sure he is the one who gets buried.

I kicked Molly out of the K-9 Kabin. It is mine, now, all mine. BWAHAHAHA

The Food Slave has been leaving me alone in the garage - with Molly - and my big snuggly bed - and two bowls of food - and a big bowl of water - and my chew toys - and a few towels for me to roll around on - and sometimes an extra treat.....while she goes out to work. I can't believe she is so mean to me.

When she comes home, I bawk and bawk and cry and act like I have been suffering. Then she checks the warm, snuggly bed and it is very warm and snuggly and she knows I have been sleeping in there with big, old stinky Molly. She figures us out. I must rethink the guilt trip plan.....