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Paws on the Keyboard

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I can't believe I forgot that I made a diary. I am a bad dog. :(

Last night mummy and daddy had all my aunts and uncles over to dye easter eggs. Don't ask me why. I thought you ATE food?? I got into a lot of trouble while they were busy and I ate up 3 of my new toys so all the stuffing came out. Mmm stuffing is delicious.

Sunday, daddy's family is coming for Easter - whatever that is. On Monday, mummy's family is coming, too! They always bring me presents. Daddy says if I am very good the Easter Puppy might bring me a special treat. I am trying SO HARD to be good now!!

Gramma hurt her hand on Wednesday. I feel bad because it is my fault. I pulled her too hard and she hit her hand on the door. :( Mummy says that was very naughty of me to pull Gramma into the door. Gramma couldn't walk me ALL DAY yesterday, so mummy had to come home from work early so I didn't pee my pants. Sorry, Gramma! Sorry, mummy!

Busy!

I had a busy weekend. On Friday, my many many uncles and aunts came over to play games with mummy and daddy. They aren't my REAL uncles and aunts, but I love them anyway.

I like to be the center of attention, so I got mad when people wouldn't pick me up while they were playing, so I whined a lot and mummy said I was a cry-baby. Whatever, mummy! You picked me up!!

I got to eat a Frosty Paws puppy ice cream, but mummy and daddy didn't know I ALSO ate that stale kibble under my crate that no one knew about, AND a big piece of string from my rope bone. Then they were sad when I barfed everywhere!!! Joke's on them! I barfed on daddy's feet and under mummy's desk.

Boo, because I barfed I didn't get to eat lunch on Saturday. THEN I got in trouble for licking a chocolate bar in mummy's garbage. I'm OKAY, mum, don't FREAK OUT!!

Then, lasy night, mummy and daddy went out to a party and didn't come home until late, so I got to stay with gramma (yay!). I went to bed at 10 pm and mummy and daddy came home at 2:30 am. Where were you, guys? I got walked at 3:00 am and then daddy said it was really 4:00 am because of something about saving the daylight. I dunno.

I wasn't sleepy because I had already slept a lot, so I woke mummy up at 8:00 by jumping on her tummy. After she got over having her tummy squooshed, she walked me. Then she said she was still tired and because I wanted to play she put me in my crate for quiet time so she could sleep. Boo, mummy! Just because I am in my crate doesn't mean that I will fall asleep! Even if you DO give me my plushie turtle and my Cuz and my blankie and some breakfast kibbles and some water.... and it's.... so... cozy... I'm NOT....s...leepy...zzzzzz

So mummy woke me up again at noon and said it was time for another walk. Silly mummy, I wasn't tired at all. :P

Yay for March Break. Me and mummy are gonna PLAY ALL DAY! :D

Mummy is feeling better.

Now she is "pro-cras-tin-a-ting" - which she says means she isn't going to clean the house even though she should.

But I got LOTS of tummy rubs and kisses! :D