How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays

1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. & wet-nose the master.

2. Go out & pee on the world.

3. Make poopy.

4. Sniff poopy.

5. Seriously think about eating poopy.

6. Eat funny looking bug instead.

7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug.

8. Drink out of magic well (toilet).

9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again.

I'm Not Always A Girlie Girl

Just call me "Girlie The Huntress" because I dug up and killed a ground mole yesterday!! Mom couldn't believe her eyes! There I was, all ferocious guarding my "catch", when mom came out the back door to pick up our toys. She got me away from my kill, which my "brother" Killer was VERY interested in too, and she called dad out to dispose of the varmint. I was soooo disappointed that they didn't let me eat it or at least play with it awhile. So, I guess I'll just have to keep my "ratter" skills up and find another mole, or whatever. Until next time.........sniff, sniff, dig, dig.......