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Mario's life

STUPID SPRING

Okay i know it ISN'T summer yet, but i'm preparing!
I am uber excited!
(You think i'm cool now don't you?? cause i used the word 'uber'? right? am i right?)
It will be an OVER the top Summer!
WAYYYYYY WAYYYYY better than being watched after by the cleaning lady while my Mom goes on vaca.!
THEY'RE TAKING ME!
I'm going to the BEACH!
Now, i've googled the beach, and as far as i can tell, it is a giant sand box, people turn red, Most humans shed most of their fur, humans jump in the water, and there are trees that grow kibble!
SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN TO ME!
If any of you dogs knows anything else i should know about "Beach" please don't hesitate!
So, i guess i'll have to settle with STUPID Spring.
sigh.
sigh.
sigh-i-dee sigh sigh.
Is spring over yet?

CAT catastrofy, U.S.A. Papillons,

Lets start off on the first thing, CAT. I'm really not to clear on who CAT is, but my cousin, Beau (the one who's still alive), lives(ed)with CAT before, and well, i've been to his house, i've seen that CAT and i've touched it too, but thats why i'm worried. CAT at Beau's house is really not like dogs at all. His name is Fuzzy, and he is really old and cranky,(kind of like beau acts towards me), he seemed timid and kind, but maybe because he was flinching. when i poked that lint brush, it felt like furry jello, so i did it again, and again, and- and then he went all "HIIICKKSSKSKSK" and started to try to attack me! I NEVER EVER wanted to see Another CAT again! Just my luck, when my owner picke dme up from my cousin's house, i heard her talking about "Rescueing a kitten" or something, later on, i figured out that "kitten" ment CAT in some other laungauge. I do NOT want to live with a CAT! HELPPP MEEE!



Also, i have just started my own cool club, U.S.A. Papillons, if you're a papillon, and you HAVEN'T been invited, pleeaseee send me a message!

School???

Dear people and Dogs,
After finding Simon,(My beloved friend) , My mommy was jumping up and down for some reason. "MARIO!!! YOU HAVE BEEN EXCEPTED TO MKUD!!!" she kept saying. I had to figure this out on my own but it stands for "Mouse Kateers university for dogs" or its "Moderate Kind Unique Dogs University." Either way its a Dog school online and on ground. Their website isn't up yet but it looks like a prison on the outside. Its for rude Unruly Dogs who need some help. AM I RUDE? AM I UNRULY? no. I don't no why they are doing this to me. But its so uptight, you have to take a quiz an stuff, and send in your best pictures and all this stuff. ITS MADNESS MAN! You must have trim hair and not to unruly you no, its like a bad dream waiting to happen. My mommy is making, me , ADVERTISE for something I hate. So i guess GO MUD i mean MKUD.