Hello World!

I am pretty!

Oh so pretty, I am witty and pretty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me today.

Mom says that's enough with the show tunes. But my new groomer rocks! When I got back in the car, my hair was flowing freely and getting all over the place, just like Mommy! (she spends more on my hair than she does on her own) (I'm worth it). I am so beautiful I saw myself in the mirror and did a little prance.

Now I'm back to sleeping on the floor. One thing they did though, they shaved my feet (without cutting anything else). So before I had big furry paws and everyone thought I was younger than I am (I was waiting for someone to check my ID). Mommy said do my toes so I can walk easier but they went a little too short and now it looks like I'm walking on stilts. Or that I have cat feet.

Uncle Mark has a kitty named Toes who is called that because she has extra toes. Now my feet look just like hers! Very weird since I am a biggish dog and she is just a little cat. Harumph.