Hello World!

New Groomer

Okay, so mommy is obsessed with me not smelling like poop or grass or strawberry gum or snail carcasses or whatever else I find that I think might make a nice perfume. Poor mommy, she suffers from having a sniffer almost as strong as a doggie's (she says it's dog, not doggie)(hmph) (well she's still a human so how could she have a sniffer like mine? mommy is crazy). As a result, every little odor wafting through the condo gets to her nose.

Hence I need to get a bath.

Now you may have noticed (oops, I was trying to say something here but mommy got distracted and now I don't remember what I was going to say. Damn distracted Mommy!)

Well the new groomer I didn't whine at, so Mommy feels that's a good sign. I'll sign on later and let you know if I like my haircut.