March 12th 2007 12:12 am
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okay, so Mommy is a massage therapist and she goes to client's homes. Today I decided I should go with her (I'm a very good car rider) and her regular client was excited to meet me. I gave him some smooches and wagged my tail and was generally a good girl. (so says Mommy, I say what's this "generally" stuff? I'm always a perfect baby girl) (hummmph)
Well Mommy has this thing about lottery tickets. If she's someplace where she didn't expect to be (her regular contacted her late in the evening) she likes to buy a lottery ticket since who knows what could happen. I ask if it would make it easier for her to buy a home with a big yard that includes squirrels. She says possibly, or she could rent some squirrels for me to chase.
Anyway, she went to a Lick Or store (I'm like Lick Or what? I'm a pooch, I need options -- do I have to lick the scary guy there?) And since Mommy is a former model, someone says something lewd to her. (she had to explain to me what Lewd was, gross). So I growl at that person. AND the two scary semi-drug addict lookin' folks that approach me and Mommy's car.
Mommy was trying to be polite. She said that we can't judge because we don't know what situation these people are in. I say if they look like they can hurt Mommy, I"m growlin'! Mommy says she adopted me to be a COMPANION animal, not a watch dog, but the Punkin says all dogs who have loving Mommys naturally are watch dogs. Mommy's not so sure.
In my opinion, the only folks who should be near Mommy are people I know and recognize. Like Moose, Alexis, Christine, Janine and the Punkin. Maybe when I meet Grandma and Grandpa I'll be nice too. Mommy says we might have a temporary roommate named Jill and I think I'll allow her to stay. But anyone else, beware! I'm going to keep you from Mommy if it kills me. Mommy responds by correcting me and sometimes giving me smooches (which is a mixed message I must say, smooches means yes, correcting means no) Punkin says to just leave me alone so Mommy is going to practice that.
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