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How Humiliated Could I Possibly Be?

How Humiliated Could I Possibly Be?

Okay, I put up with alot. My mother always thinks that just because she is cold, I am cold, so she dresses me in these sometimes not so masculine sweaters. I admit it, I have no underbelly hair so I appreciate I nice warm and fuzzy sweater. But, does it have to be pink with a hood? Yes, I am in touch with my feminine side, but must I wear the hood? And now to make it even worse, we had a blizzard this week, and yes, I admit salt hurts my paws, but do I have to wear girly socks? I had on regular black shoes, but they were so stiff I couldn't walk, so my mom bought me baby socks and put them on my feet. Talking about being the laughing stock! I will never live this down with my friends in Park Slope!