A Visitor!!!!

Hi again.
I have to tell you about a new visitor that keeps coming to see mom and me (I think)
One day, Dad went outside to go to the store. He came right back in, and I knew something was wrong. I heard him ask mom about another dog! He said that there was a little dog on MY front steps, and he wanted to know if Mom knew who's dog it was. Well, THAT made me SOOOO angry! Mom is only supposed to know ME!
So, Mom went outside to investigate. There on MY front steps, she found a long haired taco bell dog. I looked out the front door and stared to got crazy! I thought this little dog was a CAT!!! I really don't care for cats to much. They are boring, and lazy.
Anyway, Mom picked up that little dog and the dog started to lick her face! THE NERVE!!! Now, I was REALLY upset. I tried to tell Mom that I was angry, but she just ignored me. She told me to KEEP QUIET! Keep quiet? Oh no she DIDN'T!

Mom sent me out to MY yard so she could bring the dog into the house to see if she could find its tags. He only had 1 tiny tag. A rabies tag. Mom started to make all kinds of phone calls to find out who this dog belonged to. While this is happening, THAT DOG was running all over MY house! I wasn't liking this AT ALL!
I was at the back door trying to tell her to let me in, but she wouldn't. I don't think she trusted me with this new visitor. Maybe she was right, because i was REALLY MAD! mom left the dog in the house. My bi-ped brothers came home from school. They looked at the little thing running around in my house and said, "What's Baby doing here?" BABY!!! That little mutt had a name!!!
I was trying to say "baby" for about 10 minutes. All that kept coming out was "BAR ROO." I was having a communication breakdown!
My bi-peds told mom where BABY lives, so mom took him back to his house.

Now BABY thinks that he can just come here whenever he feels like it! He comes to the house about 4 times a week. I am NOT liking this one bit! Mom just keeps taking BABY back to his own house.

Mom let me out in MY yard the other day, not knowing that Baby made his way into my yard! JACKPOT! I ran out into the yard, and Baby started to bark at me. THE NERVE! Mom went crazy to try to get me back into the house so I wouldn't hurt Baby. I wasn't going to hurt him! Maybe just play with him a little. Like the Opossum and the Squirrel and the frog....oh, and the snake. Mom scooped up Baby and brought him back to his OWN house. They had to barricade the bottom of the fence to keep him from getting back in.
Now I look like I am in Alcatraz when I go out there.

He still comes to visit, and Mom says that he really wants to be here. Over my FLUFFED OUT FUR!!! That will NOT happen.
Mom is telling me that I am spending too much time on the computer. I have to go now. WOO WOO! Until next time!
KM

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