A Visitor!!!!

Hi again.
I have to tell you about a new visitor that keeps coming to see mom and me (I think)
One day, Dad went outside to go to the store. He came right back in, and I knew something was wrong. I heard him ask mom about another dog! He said that there was a little dog on MY front steps, and he wanted to know if Mom knew who's dog it was. Well, THAT made me SOOOO angry! Mom is only supposed to know ME!
So, Mom went outside to investigate. There on MY front steps, she found a long haired taco bell dog. I looked out the front door and stared to got crazy! I thought this little dog was a CAT!!! I really don't care for cats to much. They are boring, and lazy.
Anyway, Mom picked up that little dog and the dog started to lick her face! THE NERVE!!! Now, I was REALLY upset. I tried to tell Mom that I was angry, but she just ignored me. She told me to KEEP QUIET! Keep quiet? Oh no she DIDN'T!

Mom sent me out to MY yard so she could bring the dog into the house to see if she could find its tags. He only had 1 tiny tag. A rabies tag. Mom started to make all kinds of phone calls to find out who this dog belonged to. While this is happening, THAT DOG was running all over MY house! I wasn't liking this AT ALL!
I was at the back door trying to tell her to let me in, but she wouldn't. I don't think she trusted me with this new visitor. Maybe she was right, because i was REALLY MAD! mom left the dog in the house. My bi-ped brothers came home from school. They looked at the little thing running around in my house and said, "What's Baby doing here?" BABY!!! That little mutt had a name!!!
I was trying to say "baby" for about 10 minutes. All that kept coming out was "BAR ROO." I was having a communication breakdown!
My bi-peds told mom where BABY lives, so mom took him back to his house.

Now BABY thinks that he can just come here whenever he feels like it! He comes to the house about 4 times a week. I am NOT liking this one bit! Mom just keeps taking BABY back to his own house.

Mom let me out in MY yard the other day, not knowing that Baby made his way into my yard! JACKPOT! I ran out into the yard, and Baby started to bark at me. THE NERVE! Mom went crazy to try to get me back into the house so I wouldn't hurt Baby. I wasn't going to hurt him! Maybe just play with him a little. Like the Opossum and the Squirrel and the frog....oh, and the snake. Mom scooped up Baby and brought him back to his OWN house. They had to barricade the bottom of the fence to keep him from getting back in.
Now I look like I am in Alcatraz when I go out there.

He still comes to visit, and Mom says that he really wants to be here. Over my FLUFFED OUT FUR!!! That will NOT happen.
Mom is telling me that I am spending too much time on the computer. I have to go now. WOO WOO! Until next time!
KM

A Visitor!!!!

Hi again.
I have to tell you about a new visitor that keeps coming to see mom and me (I think)
One day, Dad went outside to go to the store. He came right back in, and I knew something was wrong. I heard him ask mom about another dog! He said that there was a little dog on MY front steps, and he wanted to know if Mom knew who's dog it was. Well, THAT made me SOOOO angry! Mom is only supposed to know ME!
So, Mom went outside to investigate. There on MY front steps, she found a long haired taco bell dog. I looked out the front door and stared to got crazy! I thought this little dog was a CAT!!! I really don't care for cats to much. They are boring, and lazy.
Anyway, Mom picked up that little dog and the dog started to lick her face! THE NERVE!!! Now, I was REALLY upset. I tried to tell Mom that I was angry, but she just ignored me. She told me to KEEP QUIET! Keep quiet? Oh no she DIDN'T!

Mom sent me out to MY yard so she could bring the dog into the house to see if she could find its tags. He only had 1 tiny tag. A rabies tag. Mom started to make all kinds of phone calls to find out who this dog belonged to. While this is happening, THAT DOG was running all over MY house! I wasn't liking this AT ALL!
I was at the back door trying to tell her to let me in, but she wouldn't. I don't think she trusted me with this new visitor. Maybe she was right, because i was REALLY MAD! mom left the dog in the house. My bi-ped brothers came home from school. They looked at the little thing running around in my house and said, "What's Baby doing here?" BABY!!! That little mutt had a name!!!
I was trying to say "baby" for about 10 minutes. All that kept coming out was "BAR ROO." I was having a communication breakdown!
My bi-peds told mom where BABY lives, so mom took him back to his house.

Now BABY thinks that he can just come here whenever he feels like it! He comes to the house about 4 times a week. I am NOT liking this one bit! Mom just keeps taking BABY back to his own house.

Mom let me out in MY yard the other day, not knowing that Baby made his way into my yard! JACKPOT! I ran out into the yard, and Baby started to bark at me. THE NERVE! Mom went crazy to try to get me back into the house so I wouldn't hurt Baby. I wasn't going to hurt him! Maybe just play with him a little. Like the Opossum and the Squirrel and the frog....oh, and the snake. Mom scooped up Baby and brought him back to his OWN house. They had to barricade the bottom of the fence to keep him from getting back in.
Now I look like I am in Alcatraz when I go out there.

He still comes to visit, and Mom says that he really wants to be here. Over my FLUFFED OUT FUR!!! That will NOT happen.
Mom is telling me that I am spending too much time on the computer. I have to go now. WOO WOO! Until next time!
KM

I thought Opossums were good.....but SQUIRRELS are- BETTER!!!!

My Mom is going to KILL me!!!
Ok, let me set the stage for you. I was out in my yard just minding my own business, you know, digging holes, barking at nothing, running back and forth, when suddenly, I SAW it! It was running right across the top of MY fence! How dare it! Well, being the curious poop that I am, (that's why my mom calls me Nozy) I just had to go and investigate!
I tried to talk to it, telling it that it just had to go away, because this was my yard and I really didn't want any visitors at this time. I guess it didn't understand me, because it just sat there. It sat there and I swear it stuck its tongue out at me! That's when I got mad! I barked and barked to tell it to go away, and it didn't.
Mom came out to see what was going on, and she saw my new "friend" and chased it away. I told it not to come back "or else!"
Well....It came back. I tried to chase it away by jumping up on the fence, but instead if it running away, it fell off the fence into my yard. I now decided that I wanted to "play" with my new friend, so, I grabbed it by the neck and ran around the yard with it. I guess I played too rough, because it didn't do much moving after that. How Boring!
My 2 bi-ped brothers went out in the yard, and started to scream like little girls! They got my mom and told her that I "had a squirrel and was running around with it." Geez! I was just playing!
Anyway, Mom comes out and she did the EXACT dance that she did when she saw the Opossum! (Too funny! I have to tape that one day!) But this time, I had my friend in my mouth, and I refused to share it with anyone. I put my Mean Ugly Face on, and tried to scare my mom, but she is not afraid of me. Finally, she bribed me with a chicken cutlet, and that's when the whole scene broke out into a 3 Stooges movie. My Bi-peds were afraid to pick up the squirrel, so my brothers scooped them up with the shovel, and what do they do? They FLUNG my new friend over the fence into my neighbor's yard. Then they started laughing, then Mom started yelling and was on the phone to the Vet. Thank goodness THIS time, I didn't have to go for a needle. They just chalked it up to me having a good time!
But, when all is said and done, Mom still loves me, and is waiting to see what I do next. Life is an adventure!!! Until Next time.... WOO WOO WOO!!!

Yummy! Opossum!

Oh Boy, I really did it this time. The other night, I was being obnoxious out in the yard. I was barking and barking, and I just couldn't shut myself up! Mom came to the door to see what was going on out there. She sid it was a "different" kind of bark, not like the bark when I see my next door neighbor taco bell dog, Emma. Mom was yelling for me to come in, but I just couldn't. Mom gave up and closed the door. I guess she wa hoping I would just shut up on my own.
Well, I finally settled myself down and layed down on the mat by the stairs. Mom said it was time for me to go to bed in my room, so she called me in. She said when I came in, I smelled really bad. She thought I rolled in my poo, and sent me to my room anyway. (Don't you think that was kind of gross? I do!!)
The next morning, I was calling Mom from my room to tell her that I had to go potty outside. Mom opened the back door, and saw something laying outside on the grass. Mom was yelling saying I killed the teenager cat from the other yard behind us. I was trying to tell her tht it was NOT the teenager cat. It was something else, much more tasty than a stupid cat. Mom took a closer look at the dead thing in the yard, and saw it was an Opossum! Mom was doing this crazy dance in the yard, and yelling at me at the same time. You had to see her! I wish I had a video camera!
Anyway, Mom called the vet, because she was afraid I had something called Rabies. I had my shot already, so I wasn't worried. I knew I would NOT have to go to the vet for this! Ha HA!
Well....My ha ha turned into Boo Woo, because I did have to go to the vet to get a really big shot called Leptospirosis. Apparantly, opossums carry this disease, and I could have passed it to my bi peds. I have 4 bi ped brothers, I did not want to do that! I sucked it up and took not 1 shot, but 2! I will think twice now before I eat an Opossum.
Mom did the same freaky dance when she had to scoop it up and stick that sucker in a garbage bag! She looked funny.
Anyways, I just wanted to share my fun with you. I will write more soon!

INJURED!!!

Well, last week was no picnic for me. My mom took me to the Beach with my Dad and my bi-ped brothers. My brothers were playing ball, and playing in the playground. Mom taught me how to go down the slide! I LOVED that! We did that about 10 times, but then I got bored. I wooed to my mom that I wanted to walk by the water. Mom does not trust me by the ocean, because I always jump in, even when it is cold outside.
She trusted me this one time.
We walked along the water, and I decided to check out what was in the reed dunes by the water. Unfortunately, I guess my eyes were open real big, because I came out of the dunes with a scratched and poked Cornea! OH! The PAIN!!!
One of my pupils was real small, and it was hard to tell my mom that I hurt. So, like the smart dog that I am, I showed her. Mom caught the drift right away, and made an appointment to see the doctor.
The doctor put me on the table, and put some orange stuff in my eye, then shined a blue light in there. That's when we saw it. It looked like this ____ . Well, He gave me a nice shot of something to help me deal with the pain, and 2 different kinds of medecines to put in my eye. I don't like the medecines, but they did help, because now I am all better. One of my eyes was paralyzed open for a week. My mom tried the sunglasses, but I didn't like them. They weren't my style. I am a DKNY Dog. Mom put the dollar store glasses on me. NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!!
Anyway, I am much better now. The scratches and poke are all gone, and now I am back to my bad old self!
Talk to you soon!!!

More Snow!!!

WOW!!! I didn't get a chance to write because I have been so busy. Last Sunday, we got 2 feet of snow! 2 whole feet! My mom took out the video camera and as soon as I saw that sucker, I just Hammed it up for 20 minutes! My nose is all pink and black now. Mom calls it "snow nose". I call it stupid looking. All of the neighborhood dogs laugh at me. Now I know how Rudolph felt! But it's OK! In a few weeks, I will have my Black nose back!
I found a new toy in my yard. Mom calls it a garden hose. She has it wrapped up on a holder that is stuck to the house. Well, It just looked all neat and pretty up there on the holder, so, I figured out how to unravel it and practically yank it off the house. OH BOY! Daddy was soooo mad at me! He keeps pointing to the hose and making me look at it while he yells "No HOSE!!!" This is where my selective hearing kicks into gear. Wait till he finds out that I actually chewed through the hose this time. I think I am going to be sent to my room. He will probably even take my basketball away for a few days.
Mom will say it is no big deal,go and get a new hose and find a way to booby trap it. I know her so well.
Time for me to go out now to do my business and throw a couple of lawn chairs across the yard. Have a good night all!!!
K.M.

WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Hello!
My mom gave me a good idea to start a group on Dogster. First I gave her trouble, because I don't like to type. (My big clumsy paws hit the wrong letters, and I have to go back to fix everything!)
Well, I did what she said, and I can't believe all of the new and wonderful friends I have made in such a short time. I am so excited! There are some really pretty and handsome Sibes out there.
I just wanted to say thanks to all who joined my group and those who took a look at the page.
Before I go, I have to tell you my latest escapade! My mom and dad just had our bathroom remodeled. We put in a new sink too! The man who put in the sink left one of the plastic pipes in my hallway. I don't think anyone noticed it, except for me. Well, I took it and started to run all over the house with my new toy! My mom saw me and started to run after me. I took off like a rocket with this big pipe in my mouth, MOm was yelling saying something like this looked like a Three Stooges episode (whatever THAT is), so I turned around with the pipe in my mouth, knocked over the table, the remote went flying, and the batteries flew out! New TOYS!!! I went after the batteries, and MOm started to say something like @#$%!!@#%... (don't tell her I said that. She will put soap in my mouth!!) And then I was sent to my room. I think I caused enough trouble for 1 hour.
I have to go for my walk along the tracks now! I'll let you know if I find anything good along the side! Bye for now!!

Hello Again!!!

Well, 4th of July was a real "blast". After the sun went down and it got dark, I spent the whole night hiding under the couch, and running around in circles. Mom tried to hide the booms outside the window by making the TV louder, and putting the air conditioner on. It kinda helped, but I was so scared, I peed on the floor.
I never did get the little brother my mom wanted so badly. I am kinda glad, because I am the Queen of this castle! I am almost 2. I am going to be a teenager soon! I don't want some bratty little brother bothering me.
Mom usually does what she wants though. You can't tell her what to do, because she gets real mad when you do. I try all the time, but I don't think she understands me. But she is convinced I can say "hello". She tells me that I AM So talented...whatever that means.
Iam getting ready to move soon. I am going to have my very own backyard. I dont have to share it with my neighbors, who think i am "so scary" ME?? SCARY??? Ha!
THEY should try looking in the mirror one day. Now THAT'S SCARY!!!
Anyway, Have a good day, I know I will....Maybe Mom will take me to the beach to go swimming. I don't get to do that too often, because MOM makes Dad put me in the shower, and I get all soaped up, and clog the drain.

Feb. 8, 2005

IT HAS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I wrote in my diary. We got 2 feet of snow a couple of weeks ago. WOW!!! Was that fun!!! My bi-ped brother decided that he wanted me to pull him on his sled, however, we weigh about the same and I couldn't do it. That's ok, I had fun killing the snowfort my mom tried to build for him. It is funny, My Mom always seems to know when I am going to act up. She says my breathing changes. I thought I hid it well. Guess not.
I am almost done leaving my hair all over the place. All I know is when I go into the living room, my mom and dad are always on the floor with the monster that eats up my hair, trying to unclog the hoses. I don't like that monster! It makes too much noise, and takes away the hair I leave on the floor. My Mom tells me If I had thumbs, she would make me push that thing around. Seems like it is connected to her hip.
Anyway, Mom was thinking about bringing home a "little brother" for me. An all White one with blue eyes. She said another Husky would be good for me. I don't think Dad is too thrilled. I am not too thrilled either. DO you know how long it took me to get these people to understand that they now live in MY house? Now I am going to have to break in a "little brother". Just Great! Well, I guess I can show him the ropes and we will take this place over in no time.
Oh well, It is 10:00 and MOM says I have to get off the computer and go to bed now. Goodnight!!! Until next time!

IT REALLY HAS BEEN AWHILE.....

It has been awhile since I last wrote in my diary. I wound up biting the last row of lights off on the christmas tree. Now they don't work, and Mom isn't to happy, because it is the tree with the lights already built in. I stole a couple of trees from the village too. Now they look like Divi Divi trees from Aruba. Mom says it adds character to the village. I was just glad she didn't send me to my room.
Well, I am starting to lose my hair, in a big way. Mom says We can stuff a mattress with all of the hair I am shedding. My mom and Dad really look like my Mom and Dad now, since they are all furry like me. All I have to do is lean on them, and poof! Instant Husky!!! Mom wants to take me to Petco to get a crew cut, but I am not liking that idea too much. I think I will look stupid. So far, I win. Usually, I do.
Time for my bath. I really don't like those too much either, but I smell like a foot, so I guess it is time. Bye for now!!