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Boston Terrier

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Home:Brooklyn, NY

Age: 13 Years Sex: Female Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Dogster stats for Sydney


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Leave a bone for Sydney

Nicknames:
Splink, Spligget, Splig-o-tarian, Clarisse O'Connor Poo-head, The Dent, Maggot

Quick Bio:

-purebred

Likes:
Sleeping under the covers, Shiraz, giving kisses, John Coltrane and Miles Davis, the "what-you-got?" game, multivariate statistics, hitting Mad-Dog mode, anything by Lichtenstein, looking regal, The New Yorker, having my dent rubbed

Pet-Peeves:
Not having a nose to lift up the covers by myself, SUV's, people making fun of my nipples, people who don't use their turn signals

Favorite Toy:
A soggy, shredded rag of red velveteen from a dismembered stuffed lobster. And my I-Pod

Favorite Food:
Lobster Thermidore au crevettes with an egg on top...and spam

Favorite Walk:
The beach, the dog run in Brooklyn Heights

Best Tricks:
Tricks? TRICKS??!! They're operant conditioned behaviours my friend, and don't you forget it! I didn't do 3 years at Juliard for "tricks". Sheesh, I can't work under these conditions. Make-up!

Arrival Story:
I was determined to escape my trailer park home in Delaware and move to the big city to pursue a Masters in applied statistics at CUNY. After my drug years and doing a few films that I'm not very proud of, I met my current housemates at a DUMBO loft party and they helped me get back on track. My therapist said I have separation and abandonement issues that stop me from forming meaningful attachments, so with Paxil and Jnana Yoga, nowadays I'm very centered. Peace.

Bio:
A moment of zen - If a dog eats its poo and no-one is there to see it, is it still disgusting? I think there's something in that for all of us, don't you?

I've Been On Dogster Since:

July 3rd 2004