Special Day

OMD!!
I cannot believe I am Dog of the Day! I am so excited!
thanks to all of my wonderful pals for all the wonderful gifts and pmails!!
I am so lucky to be a Dogster dog!!

Yikes

I cannot imagine what that critter was that got in my living room last night, My brother Stinky was gonna help me get it but then he changed his mind and just barked at it. I cried in excitement to try catch it, but it seemed to never tire. Finally Dad just walked over and picked it up. Can you imagine??
How is it that it would stop running for him but not for me???
I did catch a squeaky in the back yard and shook it until it wouldn't sqeak anymore. At least that made me feel like I was protecting the house.

Helping Mom and Dad

After a few months of procrastination...........Mom and Dad decided today was the day to paint the hallway. It's a very small area and two dogs, one cat and Mom and Dad were quite cramped. Stinky was bored quickly and he went to take a nap on Mom and Dad's bed. Hambone watched the brush ...up ..down...up down....and after several of those he went in with Stinky. Now I knew it was up to me to help get this job done. Just to make sure it was the right color (white) I had to taste the paint. It didn't taste like much but it sticks to your lips and around the the mouth alot like peanut butter. Mom laughed a lot as she was holdingme down trying to wash it off. I ended up with some paint on one of my ears. The floppy one.....it's always in the way. But we finlly finished in about 3 hours and then I decided to join my brothers to take a nap. It was a busy day for me.

I took the Bunker Boys on the boat and we went fishing. We were having a great time and then a girl showed up. It was Jezzie. She followed Bruti to the lake and hid in the bushes. Then she swam out to the boat and brought us some cookies. Ringo gave her a tresspassing ticket and she finally left. We went back to the bunker and Stinky and Dusty fried the fish for us (almost burning it). More girls showed up and Webster was kissed all over by Katie. I think he really liked it. Ringo enlisted the help of Cletis and they issued lots of tickets. We are going to use the money collected to buy stuff for the Bunker. The guys think a big screen TV so we can watch animal planet 24/7 as large as life.
I think we need a security upgrade and it will take lots of money for that because the one we have is high tech and the girls have managed to get around it. We are going to put our heads together and decide what to buy. We have to watch Sassy ..............she wants to decorate the bunker and it will smell like perfume and it will be all frilly.

This Week

I learned how to jump on the chair and get on the dining room table. I thought it was a really cool new trick. Mom came in and saw me there . She told me I had to get down. Well..... I didn't think I was too bad because she didn't didn't seem like she was too mad at me. She just started making sure the chair was pushed under the table so I could not get on it. Dad...on the other hand........didn't. I decided if it was on the table then it must be something to eat. I ate some mail that was left on the table.
This morning Mom forgot to push the chair under the desk and I got up on the desk and found some great stuff. There were notes and some coin rollers. I put them all in my dog bed, after I nibbled them a little bit. I found a pencil....it was yummy, but messy. I left the eraser part. It had too much metal around it. I put that in my dog bed too.
Mom came home at lunch and she was not happy. I did leave some wood pieces around the living room.
Tommorrow we have to go to the groomer...........that must be the punishment for eating the pencil. I don't think it's a good idea to eat pencils. You might have to go to the groomer. Tommorrow night Stinky and I will be nekked. Stinky is mad at me because he didn't help with the pencil and he has to go to the groomer too.

Busy day

Last night we went to a pj pawty at Sassy's. It was so fun. I danced and I drank pupsi. Everyone had on the coolest pj's. There were .......girls there.....and we met a beautiful girl named Gracie Jane. Stinky fell immediately in love and was shot down when he found out she was married. He headed to the dining room where he ate 7 puperoni and snausage pizzas and then started drinking dogiritas. He slept late this morning and then went outside and fell asleep again in the sun. Wilson was there and so was Cletis. Cletis danced for awhile and we met lots and lots of new pals. Clyde stopped in and so did Webster and Ringo.
I need to go outside and look for some bait for the fishin trip Friday night and it will take me all week to find enough for all the boys. We will fish for sardines and tuna for Dusty.....our trusty security aide.
We were going to go in my pool today but we might have a pool pawty at my house tommorrow. No girls allowed. The boys just want to slobber and make bubbles in the pool (hehe). I like when the big boys are there it's like having a jacuzzi.

First Taste

Today I was very good. I did not chew on anything while Mom and Dad were at work. I think I am still resting up from the party we had on Friday. I have to rest up now for the next one. I have some new friends and that is really great. Mom told me, Stinky and I get more email than she does.
Dad came home from work and played with us. We chased bad cats around the house. It rained really hard this afternoon.........I really hate wet grass......and there were bright flashes of light and loud noises coming from the sky.
After dinner we played some more and then dad gave me my first taste of something he called "Peanut Butter". It was yummy and I licked and licked. Dad laughed and laughed. He always laughs at me and I never know why.

Bunker Pawtry

We had the greatest time last night at the Pawty. We celebrated my 2nd birthday. All the guys were there and we had pizza and all the pupsi we could drink................thanks to Clyde and he even brought the birthday cake. Wilson, Webster, Cletis and Ringo gave me a boat for my birthday and we floated it in the pool. We will take a boat ride next weekend. Dusty (the only cat member) helped Tater guard the door. Although a few girls did sneak in and gave kisses. My brother Stinky Pete hated getting his face wet from the kisses. We had lizard races and my lizard won and Ringo's lizard came in 2nd. It was a great time and I cannot wait to get together again.
Pictures are on Webster's 2nd page. (ID#441532)

Boys Only Bunker

We had a great time at the Bunker. Cannot wait to go again. I decided to be good. So I got along with everyone. I was trying to sneak one of my squeaky toys over there and Mom caught me. Here in FL, there are alot of lizards running around, they live all over in the bushes and around the house. They are not very big but they are FAST.. They are not noisy either....so if I can catch some and bring them we can have lizard races at the bunker. Clyde is going to bring some munchies and hopefully he will bring some pupsi to drink. I like hangin with the big dogs I can run between their legs...........make me feel more protected. I emailed Clyde and reminded him to not tell the girls.....especially Tallulah. I hope they can read. It says" BOYS ONLY NO GIRLS ALLOWED."
Mom put pics of me on pg 2 with the squeaky and looking for the lizards. She told me if we want to watch a movie she will rent "Attack of the 30 lb Cat". That's a scary one!!!! It would be good to watch with the big guys there. Hmmm..... Maybe Clyde will bring some pupcorn! Yummy!!!
Otis

The Pool

Mom got me and my brother a new pool. I hate to get my feet wet and Stinky will not have anything to do with it. He walked over, looked in and walked away. Then Mom put squeaky toys in there and I lost my mind (it was tempory) But I jumped in and got the toy. I was so excited!!! My brother took one from me but I couldn't get it back. I let him think he's the boss when he growls at me but I am much bigger. I can take him anytime I want to.