Darn- all of my skunk smell is gone!

Mom had Chester and I boarded and bathed last weekend, depriving me of my slightly lingering skunk scent

Now I need to find another skunk...

And my brother Chester thinks he has PTSD. I'll give you PTSD, bro!

Why does Mom come home smelling of pitbulls when she gets a- haircut?

I can't figure it out: she comes home with shorter hair, smelling of other DOGS. I guess I should be glad their scent is ALL she brings home!

This time she was snuggling with Jack, a 6 month old 1/2 chocolate Lab and 1/2 enthusiastic Pittie boy. He chewed on her clothes, he chewed on her bracelet, he even chewed on some skin. What happened to "dogs shouldn't use humans for play toys"???

Thank Dog the owner of the salon already found him a home...

Yes, Chester, he was cute and he had big paws, but we do not need another brother right now!

I will be vetoing any adoption, just so you know.

Any questions? Good.

Alpha Girrrls can get our nails done, too

Especially when they weren't done on vacation and the lady at Pampered Pets gets on the floor with me in the lobby and makes her voice all happy and excited!

My Mom should do that more....

(Really, Ma.)

It never ends!

I'm outside, getting some fresh air, my sniffer going 9,000 times a minute and Gma wants to know wht I'm not "exercizing" by running on my lead.. Woman, do you have ANY idea how many calories my nose burns twitching 9,000 times a minute?

Apology accepted.

Mom, don't mutter at me! I'm pretty sure you are saying bad- words, too...

I'm only waking you up at 6 am so you can be sure to watch the sun rise. And I'm going out first thing to poop because I've been dreaming about eating ALL night! And I needed to poop 4 TIMES yesterday morning when it was cold and you had to keep taking your gloves off each time to clean up after me because I was just making sure you loved me.

Congratulations! You passed!

Are you muttering again??

My brother, the drama king!

Only Chester could turn a simple skunk encounter into a broken bone and multiple vet visits!

I just said "hello" to the GIRL skunk, got a dab of her perfume behind my ears and moved on- simple.

Hope you had fun, Chester...

Read my brother Chester's Diary

I'm with him!

Making sure Mom gets her exercise

I'm in charge of my Mom's physical fitness, as you may know. I take her for two walks a day and Chester takes her for the other two walks, at my direction. I also throw in occasional challenges to keep her alert. Today I pooped in a steep yard so Mom had to semi-crawl up there to clean up after me.

Chester also sometimes poops in steep places, but he prefers to use ivy on the edge of people's yards, so Ma has to play, "Where Did Waldo Poop"?

We all do our part, bro.

In answer to your question, Chester...

Because it works.

Any more questions?

Ms. Minnie, proud to be an alpha girrrl

New Year's Resolutions?

I didn't make any. I am perfect just the way I am.



Supremely confident,

Ms. Minnie