July 11th 2007 8:04 pm
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So, today Mom came home from work and announced, "Bath time!" I quickly slinked off behind the kitchen table and gave her my most pathetic look. I know I've been stinky lately. It's not my fault! The weather has gotten so hot recently, and a lady must perspire a bit to cool down, you know. Anyway, thank god Mom snatched up the Min Pin to wash first. She was in-and-out of the sink in no time. Dang! I was hoping Mom would be too tired to continue.
Suddenly, I was WISKED away and thrown into the sink. The bath went without problems.... other than I was wet, and now cold. Mom knows I can't stand to be cold. I DEMAND to have the hair dryer on me. She must have been in a mood today... she told me to go run it off! I'm a princess! I get my nails done and my hair brushed and my warm, cozy blowdryer on me. But not today!
Shortly after realizing she really wasn't going to wrap me in fresh warm towels, I HAD to run! To warm up! And dry off! ZOOMIE ATTACK!!!!! I had all 10 papillons and 1 Min Pin chasing after me - tearing around the house, defying gravity along the couches and leaping to and fro! I think I started to have fun.
Would I do it again? Probably not. Next time I'll just collapse on the floor and shiver. Then she'll dry me....
I'll make a note of that for later, in case she tries to pull this stunt again.
I'm a beautiful princess, everyone knows that. Pardon me while I go jump up on the table and drink out of her glass.
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