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The Life of a Pampered Papillon . . . (aka) King Yuki

My thoughts on "rain"

Rain is evil. Not just evil . . . E-V- I-L-!

I just don't get it. I don't know whose idea it was to make this wet stuff fall from the sky and mess up my perfectly marked territory, but it must stop. I often will look at mama with my piercing papillon stare and shoot telepathic messages for her to stop it. I know she can, she controls that snake thingy that gets me wet every week. (and I'll write about that later!)

Is it some conspiracy? What evil person thought of this? I refuse to go out in it and I am not going to pee on a ground that is already wet. And going poop . . . forget it. You humans will just have to suffer as I go on your clean carpet. If my territory is going to be ruined by wet stuff falling from above, then you can watch me make the carpet smell better.

Bat Hat

Don't touch my bat hat. I hate it when anyone touches my bat hat. I will get evil on you. Lancelot keeps touching my bat hat. I don't like it. I think I will go growl at him some more.

gggGGGGrrrrRRRR!!!!