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greetings and salutations

Some Wise Words

"If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also." - Russian Proverb

"A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel." - Portuguese Proverb

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog." - Unknown

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." - Rita Rudner

"To err is human, to forgive, canine." - Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain

"A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." - John Holmes

"J'embrasse mon chien sur la bouche!" (I kiss my dog on the mouth.) - Unknown

a funny tidbit

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.


Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because
they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.



And finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

busy week

Tuesday I went to the vet, blech. In the waiting room there was this giant German Shepard who kept growling and barking at me - I'm pretty sure he would have eaten me if we were off our leashes. I had to get 2 shots and the first one made my legs go all wobbley, the second one made be kind of sleepy. My ears drooped the whole way home and the next day I puked on the rug:(

On valentine's my parents went out for dinner and left me home alone *grrrr*
But I did get asked to be someone's valentine; the cocker spaniel Sally. YAY! And later mommy got us Dogster Plus so I could have more fun with my online friends, WOOOHOOO!