Mystery of the Bones

WHO is giving me all the lovely bones?
Please confess, whoever you are.

My people can't stand it anymore. MtheP is developing bone anxiety.
It's getting so bad, the bones have become a political issue!!

Personally, I don't care so much about the bones.
I would rather tell you about the athletic event I bravely completed. (Oh no, it wasn't the chihuahua races).
I went for a walk with MtheP and Larry the other day.... maybe last Tuesday.. and we took our regular path to the so called San Elijo Lagoon, which is really a mud hole and it stinks real good. (You can google that if you want to).
We took the dirt road and we didn't stop. I was so busy sniffing and zig zagging down the road, I didn't really notice anything different at first.. but...... MtheP started going up hill and we never go up hill.
Larry said, " Miss B what's happening? We don't go up hill do we?"
About when I was going to water the rock on the side of the trial, MtheP went into a concrete ditch and asked us to follow. No prob, we are dogs and we don't think ahead much unless it is for dinner.
There I am, in the concrete ditch, and I can't climb up the other side! It is too steep for me. It is too steep even for Larry who is getting a little nervous because he is high strung and edgy.
MtheP spoke her magic and then she lifted us up on some rocks and climbed out of the ditch after us. WOW! What a nasty rocky place. Not a plant within walking distance.
I looked up with my most sincere Princess look, and we were picked up and carried over stinky huge pieces of metal and wood (railroad tracks) and MtheP gently put is down in some nice sand with some nearby plants.
Then we walked again. We walked across the sand to a sidewalk. And then we walked over a bridge. On the bridge we met some people who called us "scaredy dogs - scaredy dogs". MtheP told them we were scaredy dogs so they would not touch us. I was glad of that, but by this time I was tired of walking.
Then we had to walk up a street and turn to our street and walk all the way home. I thought the father was going to pick us all up at the corner, but he didn't.
Our walk was a mile and a half and it was really far and there was so much to see and at the end I didn't even want to sniff.
I just put my ears back and walked. One tiny paw in front of the other all the way home on the dirty street without shoes and without water.
After my event, I slept until dinner.
I wasn't even sore. That was pretty athletic.

Rain is for ducks

rain is bad.
the couch is good.

Yesterday, we went for a walk and it started to rain. This is a disaster. I looked up at the only person in the world who truly understands me and said, "Why did you bring me out in this **ing rain?"
She picked me up and held me under her jacket and we went back home.
So now who is the boss? Huh? Huh?

BBQ

i just love the smell of the BBQ. It's better than an old stinky worm.

the joy ride world

it was 78 degrees today. i took a couple of long sun baths and caught a good worm for rolling. Ahhhhhhhh!

It's maturity stupid!

Life is so dull when you are 6! I nap a lot and I have a little wartie thingie on my upper lip. The upside of 6 is that I am really smart now days. I know all my tricks, and several english words that allude to treats or walkies.

When I was 4, I had to go on a diet. It's taken awhile but now all my clothes fit correctly, which, if you don't mind my saying so, is far better than my superior mistress MtheP, who makes ugly noises when she dresses for the day.

My brother L. Dude, is going through a rough time lately. We got new carpet so we are watched day and night regarding our personal choices. "SHE" took all the puppy pads away except for one on the hall on the tile, which Larry and I refuse to use. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who is good and who.... isn't! (wagging tail, kissing up)

Since it is winter and it gets dark earlier, we get more time to work on the fathers training! I am proud to say we get treats to go out in the night on the side yard with father, and treats to come back inside. I am working on "double treats", but lately father closes the screen, so we can't run back in before we sniff and "go". When he is good and leaves the screen open, we rush back in for re-treating. We are patient with him, and still have hope he is trainable.

Gotta go for my jog now....

my brother

i can't believe larry is bringing my personal business back into the house. it is just so embarrassing. when i see him bringing that filth into my room, i turn my back. i just can't look. it is nasty.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

I could have gone to a private showing of Beverly Hills Chihuahua next week in Beverly Hills.... but MtheP said no! She is so..... grrr. She said I can't watch the movie until it comes out on DVD. Just what is the point of all those dresses anyway????

febreeze panic

I was scared to even look at my friends pages.. did any dog get a neck ache?

Yesterday

It was a big day. I rode in a shopping cart and I didn't panic. It was a very good day.

No Bugs on Me

There ain't no bugs on me.
Across the street, our friend has fleas. She has fleas from too many squirrells running around. The other lady across the street feeds the squirrells.
Squirrells aren't allowed on my side of the street and that is why there ain't no bugs on me.