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My life is better than your life. Get over it.

My first experience with hardwood floors.

The humans have been making all kinds of changes around my house, and I'm getting sick of it. A few days ago they took out the soft stuff that I walk on, and put in this hard brown stuff that feels like sidewalk, but is really slippery. It's hard to chase Chloe and run from Brutus now - I can't get any traction. The humans laugh at me too, because my feet move 3 times faster than my body when I'm trying to run in the house.

Next time they try something like this without my permission, I will make them suffer. I will go on a hunger strike, or pretend like I ran away from home. They will not make THIS mistake again.