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I got an advertisement posted as a comment on my last diary entry! That is just not right. We reported it to Dogster HQ right away. I only want comments from genuine dogs, not from DOGS, if you know what I mean! Phooey on that!
Besides that, it was for a dog bathing product. Yeah, like I'm gonna let Mom see that! Sheeeesh.
Mom tells me she has updated my page background with a fall/Thanksgiving-themed montage of corn. Sounds silly (I did see the gaping opportunity for pun, but be glad I passed on it), but corn does taste good. Kinda gives me gas, but tastes good. Yes, I am thankful for corn in all its various forms, except the old maids from popcorn. I like the salty flavor, but they are hard as the dickens so I now leave them alone in favor of keeping the teeth I have left, thank you very much.
Mom is making plans for the big turkey-flavored day and I am doing my best to remain in on it. It may involve some sort of remote sleepover and I do NOT want to be left behind with no one but the Bud Nut for company. I do love Koko's mom next door when she comes over to feed us or let us out, but I highly doubt she will be bringing over any holiday leftovers and strewing them around the kitchen floor for us. What is Thanksgiving without floor droppings? Just another day. Phooey!
. . . there will your schnauzer be also. Like that bag of trash Mom got out of the bathroom (away from us - phooey) and then forgot to take outside and we scattered it all over the upstairs yesterday. Like those lollipops that third child left a bit too low in her bedroom (sucker!). Like that birdie that had the audacity to lie, unmoving, in our grass.
Thanksgiving is soon upon us, or up on an inaccesible table above us (double phooey!) so I figure I better start counting my blessings now.
1. I am thankful for the times when Buddy goes outside to play all by himself.
2. I am thankful for good smells in the kitchen and the fact that we have four children here who are very sloppy and who drop things and forget to put things away.
3. I am thankful that said children go to school every day and leave their bedroom doors open.
4. I am thankful for the occasional helpless animal that can neither defend itself, nor flee fast enough.
5. I am thankful for earthworms on sidewalks and lawn after a rain.
6. I am thankful that I did not have to wear my Halloween costume out in public this year.
7. I am thankful for my Mom, my snuggle ball, and my daily kibble.
I'm sure I will come up with more, but this is a good start.
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