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Puppy breath

Misc. puppyboy thoughts

I have been on earth for almost 6 months now and I have to say I am very happy!! My mother is my bestest friends next to my sister, Tippy, we all cuddle on the big green couch, she has always been so warm to me, I remember how she kept me war when I was smaller than her. I am now bigger than she is but I still like to cuddle up wiff her. My human mommy spoils me silly, but I don't mind. Who can complain when they get to share steak with their beloved human?!! Or when they get some of whatever they have on their plate? The only thing I have a grump about is bathtime, I don't like to take baths and can'tr understand why mommy insists I have so many of them!! Once in awhile we get to visit with oursister, June, who used to live wiff us but now lives across the street. She's real small like my mother, I take after my father, Buddy, I am a big little boy. Mommy says I weigh in at 25 pounds, too big to be carried around like a baby I guess. My mother is part of a rock n' roll band called Pugz N Wosez, she's a back up singer and dancer, whatever that is.

My favorite toyu is my cow. My mommy brought it home one day and I have made it mine all mine. Sometimes mommy has to do mergency surgery on her because I kill her and take out her insides. I let her sleep wiff me in my penthouse, but she can't have any of my treats, speshully not my pigs ears...thos thigs are so yummy I can't be bothered to share, espeshully wiff a cow.