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Coffee's Fifth Letter to Santa

December 16th 2010 4:19 pm
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Dear Santa,

I know Daytona requested a pet rabbit for Christmas, but don’t believe him. Unless you have a rabbit that has been really, really naughty.

Love,
Coffee

 

Coffee's Fourth Letter to Santa

December 12th 2010 3:12 pm
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Dear Santa,

Didn't you hear? Naughty is the new nice. I am just being fashionable.

Love,
Coffee

 

Coffee's Third Letter to Santa

December 7th 2010 1:33 pm
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Dear Santa,

It was like that already when we got here.

Love,
Coffee

 

Coffee's Second Letter to Santa

December 4th 2010 4:13 pm
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Dear Santa,

Exactly how naughty does Daytona have to be before I get to have his presents?

Love,
Coffee

 

Coffee's First Letter to Santa

November 29th 2010 1:35 pm
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Dear Santa,

My intentions were good. Does that count?

Love,
Coffee

 

A Lesson in Coat Buying

November 11th 2010 12:00 pm
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Dear Humans,

If you buy a new winter coat that has decorative fur trim around the hood, do not be surprised if we think it is a squirrel and attempt to eat it.

Love,
Coffee & Daytona

 

Why Daytona Always Gets CAught - A Lesson in Sneakiness

November 5th 2010 8:57 am
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Daytona and I are both sometimes naughty… but he definitely gets caught way more often.

Case and point:

When I stole one of mom’s favorite fuzzy blue polka dot socks, I took it when she was at work. I got lots of time to play with it, tear it up and slobber all over it. I only stoped playing with it when I flung it up in the air and it didn’t come back down again. A week later, mom finally found her missing sock draped over a picture frame on the mantle with suspicious greyhound tooth sized holes in it.

I gave her my bestest “innocent dog” look. I got away with being naughty! She had no idea who to blame!

Daytona, on the other paw… HE decided that mom’s fuzzy, fluffy new bath towel was a fun toy. So he took it. While she was in the shower. And expected to use it to dry off.

So mom got out of the shower and had no towel and no clothes and had to drip puddles on the carpet and streak across the house to the linen closet for another towel.

When mom got dried and dressed she went in search of her towel, and the guilty party was still happily chewing on it in the backward. He had dragged it through the dog door and mud and several poo piles, stomped his giant feet all over it , adorned it with leaves and made confetti out of two corners. Not only did Dummy Daytona not try to hide is naughtiness, he played a very ill advised game of keep-away with mom when she tried to get it back!!

He isn’t good at being sneaky at all!! Mom had no doubt who had stolen her towel!

I’m pretty sure that when Santa checks his list this year I will be NICE and Daytona will be NAUGHTY!

Love,
Coffee

 

Multitasking

September 20th 2010 5:44 pm
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Yesterday we had a nice long walk. I was behaving perfectly, as always, and Daytona was bouncing around being an idiot as always.

After lots of peeing and sniffing, it was time to DO MY BUSINESS. So I squatted, and made a nice big poo pile on the grass. That’s when Daytona ducked behind me, and his leash caught right under my tail.

And his leash got all smeared in poo!

I made a very disgruntled face at the unexpected butt friction. It was not at all a place I expected to feel a leash! And of course, mom (always calm in these sorts of emergency situations) freaked out and started shrieking about a disgusting poo smeared leash.

While mom and I were dealing with the Daytona-caused emergency, he happily danced around our shrieking mom and proceeded to smear poo on her leg.

Side note: Poop bags are good at picking up poo. If the poo is already smeared, the poop bag just makes a bigger mess.

I love retirement!!

Love,
Coffee

 

Uh.. Oops?

August 21st 2010 12:34 pm
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If you work for a few hours at the Colorado Greyhound Adoption booth at the Westminster Faire, and you are such a Very Good Girl that when you get home your mama gives you a yummy yummy peanut butter filled Kong – DO NOT get so excited that you throw it up in the air.

It will come down and THUNK your brother on his big stupid head.

Love,
Coffee

P.S
Daytona has been eyeballing the ceiling fan. I think he has decided that peanut butter filled Kongs come from the sky and the ceiling fan has something to do with it. Ha!

 

Pack Behavior

June 27th 2010 11:34 am
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Yesterday we had our Meet and Greet. It was an extra good one and I got to see my hound buddies and even met a few new buddies. Our M&G Starts at noon but since we were early, we walked around Petco for a bit first.

Then mom had to go potty.

So off we all went to the Ladies room. Daytona was not too happy about it since he is a boy, but mom took him anyways.

We went into the extra large candihapped stall and mom hooked out leashes to the door. Everything was okay until I decided that since mom was going potty maybe I should too.

So I did.

Squatted.

Right on the floor.

Well, obviously Daytona wasn’t going to miss out on the group potty, so he marked the wall.

As usual when we do something clever, mom was completely horrified, but not exactly in a position to stop us.

She quickly finished her business, then promptly cleaned up ours.

Daytona and I were trying to celebrate our brilliant display of pack unity, while mom hustled us out of the store in shame.

Humans. I’ll never understand them.

Love,
Coffee SweetPea DoodleBug Snooter Henderson
and
Daytona Blue-Man-Chew NoodleButt Dogzilla Henderson

 
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