April 10th 2012 4:13 pm
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Our mama has never been that handy at coordinating our two leashes. Daytona and I enjoy twisting them up just for fun to watch her try to work out the tangles.
And yesterday presented us with an opportunity to take our leash chaos to a whole new level!
Daytona and I had both done our business, and mom was holding a bright blue poop bag filled to the brim with the results.
Then mama’s nose itched.
We stopped walking as she carefully transferred the poop bag to the hand holding our leashes and gingerly reached up to scratch her nose.
That’s when we tag teamed her!
Daytona scurried off to mark a tree on the right side of the sidewalk and I took off to sniff a blade of grass growing in the concrete on the left side of the sidewalk. Leashes pulling everywhere!
Our leashes twisted a perfect loop around the poop bag, and we pulled in opposite directions and VOLCANO!!!!
LAVA-POO erupted all over mama’s fingers and hands and dripped down the length of the leash and onto the sidewalk.
We were so proud!
Mama about fainted in disgust as she attempted to clean up the mess with additional poop bags. (Unsuccessfully, I might add. Heeheehee!)
We walked a very speedy and very stinky beeline back home where mama cleaned her clothes, cleaned her hands and took a shower just for good measure.
I don’t think she has recovered yet.
We might never get another walk again ever, but it was worth it!
Coffee & Daytona
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BOL! A strategic masterpiece, I must say! Bravo!!!
Wow. And I'd just be proud to pee above where your nose would normally sniff. BOL.
BOL...oh I bet that was the best thing ever, good job
*scribbling down how-to notes* I hope I r gonna be able tu pull dis off wifout a partner cuz dis r a PAWSUM twick :D
LAVA-POO - BOL, BOL. You and Daytona make my momma laugh.