June 26th 2011 3:58 pm
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We were in the car and I had my head sticking out the window.
It wasn’t my fault that a bug flew up my nose.
It wasn’t my fault that I had to wheeze and sneeze and snort to get it out of my nose.
It wasn’t my fault that I hocked a big yellow-green loogie on the car next to us.
It wasn’t my fault that it happened to be a Colorado State Trooper.
It isn’t my fault that he had to use his washer fluid and wipers to undo the damage.
But it WAS my fault that he laughed and thought it was funny and didn't arrest us.
Because I gave him a tail wag and my prettiest smile.
It had nothing to do with mom’s freaked out apologetic gestures she was making frantically from the drivers seat.
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BOL...The trooper was probably afraid to arrest you because then you would be sitting IN his car and there's no telling what type of damage you could have done - BOL, BOL
Way to use your femicanine charms to win him over Coffee!
Was he cute? :)
BOL...so glad you didn't get arrested. Watch out for those buggies!
Clearly, the bug should have been arrested, not you! Glad you got off this time.
BOL!!! Most excellent aim, Coffee!