September 2nd 2009 10:15 am
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I got attacked. Viciously and unprovoked. It happened yesterday when mom and I were visiting my pal Uncle Scott. There is a room at his house that I am not allowed to go in. That is where they keep the lures. (A cat lure and a rabbit lure, I believe.)
Anyways, no one was paying attention to me, and I was able to nudge the Lure Room door open and sneak in behind Uncle Scott. When he spotted me, he ordered me out of the room. I hadn’t even gotten a sniff of anything! I backed up and backed up and backed up and then it happened.
I kicked the Doorstop Monster. It was right there on the wall, hiding behind the door.
BBBBrrRrrRRooOoooiIIInNNNGGg!! BbBbbBbrRRRROooOooiiiiIIinnnnnNnggg!
GACK!
I yelped and raced out of the room at 45 miles per hour! What a terrible noise!
As usual, in crisis situations, mom was useless. She and Uncle Scott just laughed and laughed. They snickered about “the expression on Coffee’s face” and “ran like she was shot out of a cannon” and “funniest thing I’ve ever seen!”
Well. Hearty Har Har.
I had to run for my life. That Doorstop Monster almost got me.
No thanks to you.
Now I think I’ll just sit here on the couch and pant for a bit while I calm down.
Love,
Coffee
Leave A Comment | 6 people already have Oh, Coffee!
That must have been AWFUL!
I will check at MY house to see if there are are of those Monsters.
So far, the worst Monster at our house is the awful Baby Gate. It has fallen several times and just about scared me out of my FUR! Your mom and Uncle Scott sound maniacal. You poor thing, I bet they had it planned. Keep your eyes peeled Coffee, you don't know what they may have in store for you next!! Thank Dog you survived such a terrible experience, Coffee! The doorstop monsters sound worse than coyotes! I'll check my house for them immediately... Poor, poor Coffee! Your mom & Uncle Scott just don't understand you! You should come back to Arizona & live with me! I will protect you from all monsters (as long as they don't come at you while I'm napping!)
Love, Roy Poor Coffee ! There's no Doorstop Monster in our house but we have a Vacuum Monster ! I shake in my paws each time mommy put it out of his cage ! We are lucky that she don't love his company very much. BOL Our doorstop monster looks like a Budda Dog, robe and all. He's a lot smaller than me, so I pay little attention to him. And like the real Budda he is at peace just to sit there and go OMMMMMM
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September 2nd 2009 at 10:27 am