July 6th 2009 12:13 pm
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Today mom found a partially eaten dead bird in the back yard. Just the feathers, wings and beak were left. After a lot of (completely unnecessary) shrieking and hollering, she scooped it up (without vomiting) and threw it away.
I have not had my day in court, and the evidence is circumstantial, yet she has convicted me of this crime anyway.
It is a travesty of justice.
Innocent until proven guilty.
I demand my rights!
I have not yet begun to fight!
E pluribus Unum!
Give me liberty or give me a hamburger!
Hound unite!
Love,
Coffee
I DIDN'T DO IT YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
Leave A Comment | 8 people already have Sounds more like a cat did it. They always leave the feathers and toes.
Kirby That's right, you are innocent until proven guilty! It could have been a cat! After all, you are smart enough to either eat or get rid of all of the evidence. Right? You are that smart? We hope?? I'm no longer in need of my lawyer, so you're welcome to keep her busy. We are not attorney's but it's clear to us that you are innocent . Your mom put all the evidence in the garbage can...So how can she prove that you are quilty of anything now??? False accusation cost at least five hamburgers...At least...BOL ahem,
not that you have anything to hide, but make sure your mom doesn't have your poops under surveillance for incriminating evidence.
I'm just sayin' I'm with Kirby... must have been a cat. Yeah... that's it... a cat.... I'm with Kirby... must have been a cat. Yeah... that's it... a cat.... Tully is right... guard your poop. Poop tells no lies!
Watch your back.
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