Coffee


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Picture of Coffee, a female Greyhound

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"I WANT TREATS NOW!!!"

Home:Denver, CO  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 8 Years   Sex: Female   Weight: 51-100 lbs

My pal Steve took this picture featuring my nose.  Clearly a nose like mine deserves to be seen up close.  I might have got boogers on his camera.  Oopsie...

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"My pal Steve took this picture featuring my nose. Clearly a nose like mine deserves to be seen up close. I might have got boogers on his camera. Oopsie..."

As you can see, I am graceful and dignified at all times.

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"As you can see, I am graceful and dignified at all times."

Enough with the snow pictures already!  It

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"Enough with the snow pictures already! It's only December!"

Whee!  Roadtrip!!

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"Whee! Roadtrip!!"

Me and my brother, Daytona.  He is from Florida and not at all pleased about the snow in Colorado.  But we look good in our coats!

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"Me and my brother, Daytona. He is from Florida and not at all pleased about the snow in Colorado. But we look good in our coats!"

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If I roll around enough I bet I can turn myself into a green greyhound!

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"If I roll around enough I bet I can turn myself into a green greyhound!"

A girl just can

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"A girl just can't have too many pretty collars. This one is a crochet daisy. I feel like a princess!"

I am a pretty girl.   Everybody says so!

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"I am a pretty girl. Everybody says so!"

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Nicknames:
SweetPea, Doodlebug, Snooter, Fuzz Butt, Little One, Skinny Butt, Sweetness

Doggie Dynamics:
 Energy 
sleepyenergetic
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Friendliness 
aggressiveaffectionate
 
 Playfulness 
not playfulvery playful
 
 Disposition 
anxiouscalm
 

Sun Sign:
Birthday:
December 27th 2003

Likes:
Naps, Playing, Naps, Running, Naps, Treats, Naps, Ear Scritches, Naps, Playtime, Naps, Walks, Naps, Obnoxiously Loud Squeaky Toys, Naps, The Food Network, Naps, Belly Rubs, Naps and umm... Naps.

Pet-Peeves:
When mom won't let me explore every ditch, sewer grate, drainage pipe and hole in the ground with my needle nose. (Okay, so I did fall in one time.) I also did not like trying to potty in 3 feet of snow. By bottom got cold.

Favorite Toy:
Anything that squeaks, grunts, toots and is loud, Loud, LOUD!

Favorite Food:
If it fits in my mouth and it isn't going to eat me first, I like it!

Favorite Walk:
Between the food bowl and the couch.

Best Tricks:
Outsmarting mom. I'm also excellent at "Sit" and "Not Stay."

Arrival Story:
I met my mom on May 28, 2006. I'd met other people and she'd met other greyhounds, but it was love at first sight for us! She thought she wanted a petit, solid colored, male greyhound... I showed her how much fun a big, brindle girl is! Heeheehee!

Bio:
I used to race on a racetrack with lots of other greyhounds in Arizona. I love to run, but I really just wanted to play with the other dogs instead. I tried and tried to go fast, but I always lost. When Colorado Greyhound Adoption got me, I was malnourished, 30 pounds underweight, and very, very sick from eating sand. I had to go to the hospital and get operated on. I had to take lots of pills and get poked with big needles. I was a very sad girl. My guardian angels were my foster moms. They cleaned up after me when I got sick. They didn't even get mad at me for making big, stinky messes all over their house and car when I had tummy problems. They showed me that life isn't such a sad, scary place. They introduced me to my heart mom and now I am happy in my forever home. I finally won!

Forums Motto:
You gonna eat that?

How I got my name:
Everybody want to know how I got my name so I gonna add this to my profile. My racing name was Just Az Carefree, and I went by Carefree. I didn't mind it, but when mom brought me to my forever home she explained that Carefree was a type of maxi pad. I was horrified! I did not want to be named after a maxi pad!!! So we took a vote and changed it to Coffee. It's kinda close so I didn't have trouble learning my new name, but it didn't sound like a feminine hygiene product. I like being Coffee much better.

I've Been On Dogster Since:
January 5th 2007 More than 5 years!

Special Gifts Given In The Past Month:
Duchess 7/21/03-1/14/12 Love U


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Dogster Id:
452267

for 1867 days

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Daytona

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Innocent... Or Not...

January 12th 2012 6:16 am
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I cannot fathom what on earth has become of your sandwich.

But rest assured that it was delicious.

*burp*

Love,
Coffee

 

Automated Phone Menus + Barking = FUNNY

December 9th 2011 9:08 am
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Yesterday mom needed to call her health insurance. She had to listen to a menu and push buttons to select what she needed.

Well, I was having none of that. I wanted attention!

I put my head on her knee and she had the gall to push it away!

Surely that must have been a mistake. I always get scritches when I put my head on mama’s knee.

So I put my head on her knee again.

AND SHE PUSHED MY HEAD AWAY AGAIN!

I was appalled.

Now, I am a pretty quiet girl and rarely have to resort to barking but this was an emergency.

So I BARKED! Loud Loud! BARKBARK!

Apparently the automated system mom had been talking to picked up my bark because mom was very surprised to hear it confirm her birthday as 10-17-1902.

HA!

Mama is very old, but not 109 years old.

She had to back all the way out of the phone tree and re enter all the information.

It only serves her right.

Too back I couldn’t automatically bark her a proctologist appointment.

Her priorities are out of whack. Greyhound ear scritches should always take top priority!

Love,
Coffee
Attention-hound

 

I GOT MAIL!

November 3rd 2011 3:29 pm
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Today I got a coupon that said “Coffee Henderson, here is a 15% off coupon on pet supplies for your dog, Susan!”

It was a 15% off coupon to one of our favorite pet stores.

I was so happy to get mail!

Mom assumes that when she filled out the form for us to get on the mailing list that she mixed up whose name goes in which box.

I doubt it.

Anyone can see that I am the one in charge!

Plus, Daytona got a coupon too and his was addressed to mom and identified her as the human and Daytona as the dog. As it should be.

I am clearly the special one that deserves the coupon.

So... I am pleased to announce that I am going to get a discount on mom’s next flea dip, nail trim and anal gland cleaning.

We’ll see how she likes it!

Love,
Coffee

 
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