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Age: 6 Years Sex: Male Weight: 1-10 lbs
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Leave a bone for Chance
Nicknames:
Boop-Bop, Chancellor, Tiny One, Mister Puppy, Puppy Boy, Mischief Maker, Pumpkin, Scoundrel
Doggie Dynamics:
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Quick Bio:
Likes:
Mommy, Grandma, and Lucas.
Pet-Peeves:
Tall dogs, short dogs, fat dogs, slim dogs, fluffy dogs, dogs with noses, dogs with tails, playful dogs, aggressive dogs, dogs that are minding their own business, spotted dogs, purebred dogs, mixed-breed dogs, dogs on sidewalks, and drooling dogs.
Favorite Toy:
Peeing! Peeing is fun!
Favorite Food:
Chicken 'n' Rice Balls! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
Favorite Walk:
Fort Funston! Fort Funston! Fort Funston!
Best Tricks:
His best trick is tricking us into giving him whatever he wants.
Arrival Story:
I was summering at my cottage on the moon, and out from a small crater in my garden popped a tiny creature with four legs, a wet nose, and a fabulous hair-do. With a wink and a nod, he barked, "Take a CHANCE on me?"
Forums Motto:
Born to Make Trouble
The Groups I'm In:
Home Cooked Food and Recipes, Maltese Group
The Last Forum I Posted In:
Special-needs diet! Please help if you can.
I've Been On Dogster Since:
| June 24th 2004 |
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More than 5 years! |
I Was In The:
♥Mom♥ 2005 Mother's Day Stroll!
 2005 Valentine's Day Party!
 2004-2005 Holiday
Picture Party!
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Dogster Id:
45222
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July 9th 2006 8:08 pm
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I like to pee whenever and wherever I can. I like to pee on things and on people. But nowadays, when I pee on things and people, this big monkey goes ape. So I'm considering peeing on him when he isn't looking, and then packing up all my crap and getting out of Dodge!
October 11th 2005 3:55 pm
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I don't know what is happening. I am in the bathroom. My mom put the gate up to keep me in the kitchen one day, and I chewed and chewed and chewed on the gate until there were splinters of wood all over the floor. Then I knocked over a box of 1,000 doggie-poop bags and spread them all over the kitchen floor. Then I ate half of the cardboard box they were in. I didn't want to eat the whole thing -- that would have been rude. So I am not sure why I am in the bathroom when my mom is at work. Also, I do not know where we are. It's a smaller place, but it gets a lot of sunlight, and we have granite countertops. I would like to pee on the ottoman right now.
May 11th 2005 1:56 am
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Today I rolled around in the grass and hopped around in the grass and ran around in the grass, and then I realized that grass is green, and green can mean only one thing--GREENIES! So I went ahead and ate a bunch of grass. It tasted stringy and bitter. Then my mouth started to foam and bubble!
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