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Leave a bone for BOSS
Nicknames: BossyBoss, Boog-Boog, BoStinkyPants, Bo-Skillett, Mooga-Booga, NO!, AKC reg. name ♥"Mader's Little Mob Boss"♥
Doggie Dynamics:
Likes: The sound of food dropping into the bowl, When his Daddy comes home, Meeting people at Mom's work, Licking the kitchen cabinets, Eating his blanket, Laying in the sun, taking long walks, playing with other dogs
Pet-Peeves: Really hot weather, getting woken up, carrots, really cold weather, peeing in the rain, when he sniffs things and they stick to his upper lip, "night night time"-- followed by sulking because he doesnt want to go into the crate
Favorite Toy: Nylabone dinosour, the couch: shoving my face between the cushions and barking , quick moving feet, dirty tennis balls from the river, &pastic milk jugs
Favorite Food: Innova turkey and chicken and Blue Buffalo Wilderness with salmon oil, cheese popcorn, vegemite, bugs, cat poop, rocks, blueberries, mulch, dirt, popcicles, cucumbers, apples, bananas, sneaking a drooly lick on some icecream, grapefruit chunks, spaghetti
Favorite Walk: Down the boardwalk at the river to watch the geese & around the pond, Any tree-lined street so he can pee on them. All of them. EVERY.SINGLE. ONE.
Best Tricks: Sitting, fetching, lay down, frisbee, beg, roll-over, high-5, shake, speak (more like squeak), pro leash-walker, tooting and watching everyone gag and run, the "run, flop, and roll"
Arrival Story: I fell in love with Frenchies when my best friend bought one a few years ago. I never thought I'd ever get one because they are so expensive, but then towards the end of 2006, I started thinking about them again. We saved up the money slowly while researching a LOT then finally found a breeder in NorthEast, MD. My boyfriend and I went to pick out Boss on Dec. 30th.
We were the first to see the puppies so we had first pick. We picked Boss because he was the quietest. We kept going back and forth between Boss and his brother Nike who was wild and a little bigger. But, while all the others were eating our shoelaces and dragging my camera case around, Bobo came up to me and I put my hand out and he rested his big egg-head in my hand and stood there with his eyes closed. He picked us!
Bio: --I weigh 30 lbs!
--Mom and Dad say I smell like stale gym socks or corn chips sometimes...
--I always have lint or paper or leaves stuck to my lip.
---I HATE pedicures and LOVE ear cleanings!
Forums Motto: Oh that looks swallow-able.
The Groups I'm In: 4 Ever Frenchies, Frenchie
The Last Forum I Posted In: How to make hyperlinks
My Birthday is:: November 23 2006 Sagittarius!
My kneecaps is doing good. They bend good and I like to lick them to keep them shiney. Mom says they smell like corn chips cause I lick them but who cares? At least I dont smell like gross fruit and Dove like mommy does!
Me and mom took lots of walks this weekend cause it's a howliday or something. She was home a lot. We trekked up across the dirt field and ate goose poop (just me ate goose poop) and I also got to bite a toad when momma wasnt looking. Thats why I love the wind-up stretchy leash cause I can walk way behind momma or infront of her. Its good so other dogs wont make fun of me for obeying mom and heeling at her side and looking like a mommas boy. Anyways, I was behind mom and I bited a toad real fast then ran up to her. My tongue started to zipzap tingle a lots and I spit my spit out all over my face. It was bubbly. Momma looked down and her eye got real big and her lips were in a "O" shape. She looked worried and wiped my mouth out on her shirt. She knowed what I did when she remembered that she almost stepped on that toad. "IT WAS THAT TOAD!" she says. "YOU dummy now you know that you dont eat toads"! I acted like I didnt care and strutted infront of her.
After we trekked over the dirt field, we got to the new houses far away and I got to sniff a Westie girl. She didnt like me too much cause I had foam still on my cheek and forehead. She walked into her house real fast to her pops when he called her. He probably thinked that I had rabies! hahaha
Then I got too hot and splatted down into a construction puddle and mom swore at me like "UGH! Get UP! Damn now you definately need a bath!" I WAS HOT momma! You walks too fast! My belly was muddy and it feeld'd real good to run fast and have it windy under my belly!
So anyways, we tooked the bike path home which I love cause kids ride by me really fast and I try to stand in thier way then dodge them right befores they hit me then i chase them! (mom yells at me again "NO!")
Wehn we get to our house finally momma carries me up the stairs. She declairs its baff time! yay! I hopped in the tub and she squirted my mud off and sudsied me up good. Dad sayed I smelled good and they both kissed me. I smiled but they couldnt tell cause my lips are long and droopy. I ate dinner after that then pooped and went to sleeps with my clean blankey. What a good howliday weekend I had! No more toads.
So here it goes...
I got to go for another car ride again, but this time something was off- Mom drives and drives forever before I realize I had seen this scenery before! So the wheels are turning in my head (sometimes wheels that spin too fast for me to think correctly. Maybe that's why I chewed up Dad's ink pen last week. I knew it was bad but I kept doing it...anyhow....) I realize mom has driven us to that nice lady doctor that massaged my butt a few months ago! YAY but momma didnt look happy. She goes to the front desk and signs a paper and then another lady takes me towards the back . Mom runs up and hugs my neck and kisses my forehead and the door slams behind me! OOooo no! Is this where they do that thing mom was talking about last time? Surgeries!??
Before I know it, I get flipped over and pinned down and they take pictures of my knee and then off to sleep I go....again.....
A whole day passes where I have lost all sense of time. Mom says I've been drugged up. I dont even remember the ride home. I have that darn disk on my neck again and shiny metal wires holding my skin together.
Every 8 hours I get a big chunk of lamb meat though! Mom looks like she's mushing it on the counter and rolling it up before she gives it to me, but im not sure why. ...sike... I know there's a pill in there, but I dont care! It's too yummy that I dont chew it anyway!
So... my butt is shaved and I get a cold icepack on my booboo and a massage. This is not looking good for the lady-getting. So unmanly.
Mom and Dad and I decided (well, THEY decided) to take a trip to see a new Doctor today. We made an appointment. It was my fault actually. You see, the other day as I hopped out of my personal drinking bowl (Mom and Dad use it too but they get my water all soapy so I have to wait till one of em rinses it out before they let me back into my drinking bowl.... anyhoo...) well as I hopped out of it this time, my left rear leg got stuck or something and my joint wouldnt bend. I had to hop on three feets till Dad ran over and asked me what was wrong. It hurt for a little bit, but then the next day I pretended I was fine. No luck. Off we went....
So this new Doctor is very nice. She massaged my kneecaps and butt! Ahhhh. My hipths or hipp? are in perfect working order, but my knee is slippery or something. No surgery, but I have to take un-swelling pills. Whatever... Back at home now and first thing on the agenda is mom HAS to take me for steady walks everyday to help me get muscles in my joints in that bum leg. If not...... well... if I get caught hopping out of the water bowl and running on three feets again, we will have to do SuRGEriES!!!!!!
I winked at the Doctor Lady and that's why I think she told my mom to walk me. I LIKE HER. (The Doc. ) ---and mom too. and dad.
Bye.
And I WEIGH 30lbs!!! I have my sexy small waist, but big boobs and elbow muscles are growing still ahhah ha ha ha
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