My mom is nuts

My mom is turning me into a flying monkey for Halloween. She already has all the stuff so I guess I will have to endure countless fittings, parading around, and a dreaded costume contest. I took second place for scariest last year, and I was only wearing bat wings! Ah, the price of fame.

Success!

Well, I have been tormenting mom pretty well, but sometimes I give her some slack and just cuddle with her because she's a little sick. Some people call me "passive agressive," I'm not sure what that means but I think it has to do with poop. My sister Booger tried to hog all the food this morning, so I will have to interfere with every ounce of attention she gets today. It's tough, but I've pretty much perfected my technique. Did you know that a "lap jump" by an 11 lb. dog can feel like 50 lbs. if properly executed? Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.