You haven't missed much

So, I know it's been awhile since I've put paw to paper, but as you can see by the new picture on my profile, you haven't really missed much.
I'm still being tortured by being forced to dress as Santa at our therapy gigs. Mom says it's for the kids, but I don't buy it. I think she likes to exert her dominance over me. At least she didn't take a picture of the hat and beard...yes, you read that right. A hat AND a beard! I didn't let the kids touch me until she took it off....

Opps...

So I pooped on mommies bed again...it's such a long walk to get to the pee pad in the other room...and she wasn't using the bed at the time...plus she had pulled the shades so there was no sun to lay in...might as well put the bed to good use....

Car Ride

I'd like to start out by saying that I went on this weekend event understanding that I would be attending a wedding...after all...I've attending several in my small life time and, quite honestly, slept through them all...but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

What this weekend actually turned out to be was a five hour car seat ride (one way, mind you), sitting in my car seat while mommie and papa attended said wedding and most of the reception, and when I was actually brought into the festivities, late in the evening, I was subjected to loud music and forced to dance. I was then sushed every time I alerted mommie and papa of someone in the hallway of our hotel.

The next morning, I was subjected to put up with a very dominant female dog, who didn't understand that bearing my teeth means "go away" and not "lets play some more". Then I rode home in the old car seat for another five hours home.

I'll sit the next one out if you don't mind...

Nurse Maid

So, mommie was sick today...I faithfully stayed by her side to ensure she knew how much I loved her....

Until a sunspot caught my attention...

It's all about priorities...

Anger Management Kids

So, mommie and I went to our weekly anger management therapy gig last night... the little girl we work with is trying to teach me a new trick and sometimes I just didn't listen to her....mommie was getting mad with me until the counselor mentioned the little girl needed to learn to use her voice....Chi's always know best....mommie still hasn't learned...

Snow Day

Mommie had a snow day today and we spent the entire day cuddling on the couch....

I have no interest in seeing the snow...but I'm sure glad it's here!

Therapy Gig

Just finished a therapy gig with children in an anger management group....the kids are going to "teach" this Chi some tricks over the next couple of weeks and then show off "their" skills to their parents....little do they know that I only pretend to be a slow learner...get's me more treats that way....

I'm no fool....

Rough Day

So the fam and I went to visit some friends with acreage yesterday....I got in trouble several times, but in my defense....well I have no defense....

I got into their garage and stole some cat throw up....I think the only thing I did wrong was to parade it around the yard like I had discovered gold....mommie saw me and took it away....

Then I tried to eat it again....as punishment, I got tied up next to the labs until somehow my short leash ended up around Max's neck and I became a Chihuahua necklace....

Then I went inside and found potato chips and chocolate pop tarts.....

Actually...I had a pretty good time!

Day Two

It's day two of sub-zero temperatures (well, in the 20's anyway) and I've only seen under the bed covers and the heat register.....

It's gettin old...that's all I gotta say...

Snow

So we woke up to snow this morning....

Remind me why we live in Colorado?