Age: 12 Years Sex: Female Weight: 1-10 lbs
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Tif, Nose licker, Fiffany
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July 10th 2004
People leaving and not taking HER!!!
Her little pink sock!
Chicken, turkey, bones, ice cream, yogurt, mom's food.
Anywhere she can go.
Looking pretty, tug-a-war with her sock.
She first came to me as a female to breed for my male. Her owner decided not to keep her, so I did!!
Alpha, Schmalpha, I AM THE BOSS!!
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|December 27th 2006
||More than 10 years!
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
April 27th 2008 9:40 pm
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Well, those little things finally all came out!! I was beginning to wonder if they ever would. I had the first one at 2:00 am on the 17th of April. My human mom says I was only in labor for abour 4 hours, but I think it was 6 months!!! Man. That first one was a bear to get out. I didn't know what to do seeing as how it was my first litter. My mom said something about "pushing", but I didn't know what I was supposed to push!! So I just waited til the little bugger came out. THEN, I was so tired that I just went over and layed down and went to sleep!! My mom was trying to get me to clean it up and everything!! I was too tired, so I let mom do it. Good thing she knows what she's doing. Then about 5:45 in the morning, out pops another one!! This one, I felt rested enough to clean up myself. THEN, all of a sudden, at 6:00 am, another one came out!! I cleaned this one up too. Mom was so happy about that. I don't know what the big deal was. So off to sleep I go again. I thought it was over with. Mom must have too, cuz she was getting ready to go to work. (Grandma stays at home, so I wouldn't be alone.) Mom got all ready to go to work. She came in my room to tell me she was going and guess what?!?!?! I had another one!! Sneaked up on me!! So mom stayed til everything was all done and I was ready take a nap. She was late to work, but she didn't even care!! So now, I have 2 girls and 2 boys. They're funny little things. All they do is sleep and eat. And they never open their eyes!! Mom says they will in about another week. Maybe then they will be able to see what's going on. I don't know how they know when it's time to eat, with them not being able to see the clock,but they sure do.
I'll keep you guys posted as to how they're doing and all. I'm geting my figure back!! Didn't think that would EVER happen!!
April 13th 2008 7:57 am
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Well, here I am again. Still FAT!! My due date is getting closer and closer. It's my first littter and I keep hearing from my humans that is could be any day now!! The magic day is supposed to be this coming Friday. 5 more days.
Now, I waddle when I walk. I can't get up on the couch without help. (I can really, but I don't tell mom!! She feels sorry for me and picks me up!!)
Sometimes, in the morning, I'm really hungry. I'll eat everything mom gives me. Then other mornings, I don't want to eat. And I certainly don't want to eat by myself. I want someone else to try and get my food. The I run them off!! This fat thing works pretty good around here. All my furfriends think right now, that I'm, the boss and they actually pay attention to me.
But this FAT thing has got to go!! And I keep feeling something going on in my stomach. Maybe it's the breakfast mom gave me. I try and poke my stomach with my nose to make it quit. But it just keeps moving. Does oatmeal move?? Tomorrow, I'm going to hold out for some eggs. Maybe they won't move so much.
I'll keep you posted.
March 30th 2008 9:31 pm
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I am 46 days pregnant. I never felt so fat in my life. My mommie says I'm cute, but all I see is "fat"!! My due date is the 18th of April. I sure hope it gets here quick. It's almost summertime. I have to get my shape back for swim suit weather!! Oh no, wait. I forgot. I hate clothes. I'll just skinny dip.
I'm 4 years old. I didn't want to be a "mom" before. I didn't like the husband they picked out for me, so I just kept biting him. Worked for 2 years!! Then they got this real cute guy named Willie. It was love at first sight! So out with the other guy and on to Willie. But now, even he ticks me off. Come to think of it, a lot of things tick me off now. Maybe it's cuz I'm FAT!!!
I still love all my people tho. I give really good kisses and bite their noses when they're not looking!! But just little bites. I bite their nose, then smile at 'em.
Ok. Everybody wish me luck on this puppy thing. I'm gonna need it!!!
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