Big Brother and Me

I can't tell you how happy I was to come home. Oh sure, life on the farm gave me a lot of room to run but when my breeder put me in my mommie's arms, I knew it was all going to work out. She was warm and held me close....close enough so I could chew on her hair! That's when I knew it was going to be a good day. Daddy paid the man (Mommy's pretty smart!) and put me in his big truck for our ride home! I only yacked on mommy twice on the trip home. I didn't think that was so bad! When I got home, Mommy and Daddy introduced me to my big brother. He's really not so big, but he is older and MUCH wiser than me. I'm starting to think he is a "tattle TAIL" cause everytime I start to have fun, he seems to run over to Mommy and then I get in trouble. I didn't know that you can't eat drywall....or the carpet.... or socks....or boots....or the fireplace. And you know what else I learned? Mommy doesn't like it when you climb inside the dishwasher. Besides Big Brother and me, we also have a pet fish. His name is Gil. I help Mommy feed him every day. And we also have a bird. His name is Harry. I want to eat him.