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a day in the mind of Maggie...

more proof mommy's crazy

I just can't understand my mommy. I know I talk about how crazy she is a lot, but honestly, she just doesn't make sense to me.

Today is our day off, but mommy wakes me up anyway and doesn't give me breakfast. Then, she says we are gonna go buh-bye and I am happy because we can't be going to work because she isn't wearing work clothes and it isn't a work day. I was still upset about no breakfast- but I know I can find something anywhere.

I was hoping it was gramma's house- that would be where we would go. Nope, she starts driving the wrong way- she starts driving to work! That silly mommy gets so confused! Doesn't she know that we aren't going there today and that she isn't dressed right! Now I am getting mad that I didn't get breakfast.

We get to work and go INSIDE! I don't understand what is going on. But it gets worse- I get a shot and then I get really sleepy and silly. There were like 12 mommy's and everything was echoing. They put this thing in my arm that had a long tube attached to it so it was like a leash inside my arm! I told you this is wierd.

Then I get really sleepy and I don't know what happened during my nap. All I know is that I woke up really cold and my whole face was wet and my mouth tasted funny- it doesn't taste like poop anymore. Mommy was there again when I woke up and she said I was a good girl and put a hot lamp by me to warm me up.

I was really tired because I even peed in my bed and I didn't even know it. Mommy said I had my teeth cleaned and that they stole more pee from me to get it 'cultured'. Why does it have to be cultured? I don't care if my pee is politically correct! Silly mommy! I am mad that she stole more pee from me, but at least she didn't use that tray again.

Mommy is giving me extra love now and she says that my kisses smell good again. She said that she was scared because they said that my heart rate kept dropping when I was sleeping. Good thing they took good care of me and were monitoring my heart the whole time- some places don't do that! Mommy said that if they wouldn't have been watching it, like at other places, I probably coulda died. I don't know what that means, but she looked serious when she said it.

I am glad that mommy is spoiling me again. I am going to milk this like crazy. I hope that my pee gets cultured good and that it makes mommy happy too.

Well, I better go outside and find some poopsicles to eat- my mouth tastes funny! Hope your day wasn't as wierd as mine!

What is she doing now?!?!

I love my mummy very much, just sometimes she is a bit crazy. Today, I went to work with her (like always). She works at a vet clinic so I get to go with and play in daycare or whatever. I don't like it very much, but it's better than holding 'it' for 12 hours!

So, today, we go in and I can tell mummy has something on her mind. She starts talking to my doctor about me waking her up in the night to go potty and how I lick my pot pot all the time and keep squatting. I like to go potty at night and lick my pot pot and to squat, but mummy doesn't believe that I just do it because I like it~ she worries, of course.

My doctor, who is very nice and is my hero because she usually tells mummy not to worry so much- must have told mummy something crazy! Next thing I know she is taking me outside again and telling me to potty. I squat (just to keep her quiet) and then she tries to stick this tray underneath my pot pot! What in the world is she thinking?!?!

Of course I stopped going, like, that second because she's crazy! This went on all day! She even told my kennel friends that I couldn't go outside unless they brought the tray to steal my potty too! What does she want my potty for? I told you she's crazy!

So, eventually I can't hold it anymore and mummy is pretty fast and she got some potty in that silly tray. She told me I was a good girl, but my goodness that was weird. I am never gonna wake her up at night, lick my pot pot or squat a lot to go potty again if this is what happens! She told me something about me being a Schnauzer and and that we get things that happen to our pot pots and she wants to make sure I'm ok...blah, blah, blah.

I told her to do whatever she wants as long as she never tries to steal my potty again. :)

everyone is so nice here

mommy was afraid that no one would talk to me, even though she says i am the bestest and cutest one ever, she said that because we didn't know anyone that i would have to understand that making new friends could be hard.

i think my mommy is crazy. i am friends with lots of friends. she thinks she knows everything sometimes.

like today, she was making chicken soup (for the 1st time ever) and i told her that i needed to try the chicken because it would be good for me. she told me no. she said i would get sick if i had any. she doesn't get sick when she has it, why would i? although she might get sick from the soup, it is too garlicy. i tried to tell her so. once again, she doesn't listen to me.

after i prayed really hard a piece of chicken fell on the floor. thankfully, i was there to clean it up so mommy wouldn't have to. she told me to leave it, but it was already in my tummy! : P i am not sick. i told her i wouldn't be. she never listens to me. she told me not to tell daddy that i got any or he would be mad~ i will not tell him. i can keep secrets like that.

now i am trying to learn to climb the tree for the squirrels in my yard. i can't do it yet, mainly because my leash doesn't reach the tree...but as soon as i get my leash to stretch enough, i will start practicing my climbing! :)

wish me luck!-