Dear Diary...

How to save your parents some money


June 3rd 2008 3:51 pm
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Yesterday me and my brother went to see the dogtor. She told us both we needed to go on a diet *blush* but we're not that bad... hopefully more exercise in the nicer weather will help there.

Now here's the funny part: I kinda been havin a little trouble with my back-end lately, makin me spend a lot of time out in the backyard just "goin through the motions" without really doin anything, if ya get my drift. And then I do a lot of lickin back there, which fer some reason my parents don't like me doin. Anyway, I was sposed to get my glands expressed..?

Well, the tech took me back to another room cuz they sure don't like the smell floatin around where the people are sittin, and boy I was real scared about what they might do to me. I was so scared, I just sorta had a blowout right there while they were gettin ready to do it! Yup, ya might say I "expressed myself"! BOL!!! So they checked me and confirmed that I really did take care of things on my own. Then they brought me back to my Mom & Dad, and told them that they wouldn't charge em fer the procedure because they didn't have to do it!

So here's a tip, boys and girls... if ya hear anybody talkin about expressin anything and they are talkin about YOU, just do it yourself! Ya spare yerself the misery, and ya save money that they can use to buy ya treats and toys! How could it get any better than that?!

 

Ringo


 

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