South Chicago Diet, Day... ummm, I can't count past 2...

So I LOVE my food now! YAY! I am a complete plate licker now! Mami and dadi held out... they made me give up my old puppy chow ways for the healthier and happier Purina Beneful! I am so much more energetic and happier! 1 1/2 cups, two times a day, and I should knock off the couple of pounds uncle vet said I needed to lose in no time!

Muaaaa
Luv ya
Mali

South Chicago Diet, Day 1

So mami and dadi gave me Purina Beneful 1 1/2 cups. I didn't like it so I didn't eat anything. I feel hungry. Uncle vet told dadi that I would get used to the food change eventually. Hmmmm. Let's see how this goes.

At least I had some extra exercise...

South Side (Chicago) Diet

Yeah, went to uncle vet today, he said I need to lose a few pounds...

My plate licking days aren't over, my mami and dadi will just feed me less than before.

Mami's Back and She's Better Than Ever!!!

Hey Now, Hey Now, Mami's BACK!!!

YAY!!! Welcome to Dogmocracynow, Dogmocracynow.org, the dog and cat report, I'm Mali plate licker.

On Today's show, we will talk about several PRESSING issues.

1) Mami's Back! When Mami was away, Dadi and I slept extra Tunghi in bed... I cuddled right next to him every night and woke up next to him every morning. Dadi took good care of me. He gave me tasty food, we played football, we smelled each other, and he gave me treats. We definitely had a good bonding experience. Now that mami's back, I'm so happy! Are Pack in Reunited... Reunited and it feels so good!!!

2) Next up on today's show, I wanted to talk about my breed for the first tine. People think I am scary. I don't understand why. I am sooo sensitive. If I'n apart from mami and dadi, I cry endlessly. I even cry for dadi's and mami's firends, even if they were only in my den for an hour! I like to cuddle and lick and I started doing this thing where I lean against mami and dadi laying down in bed, and put all of my weight against them and collapse onto my back in a quick motion! They love it! Yet, when I walk, people cross the street. People treat me like a have an incurable disease. I just want to lick and play with everyone I see! Why do people hate me for the way I look? Well, at least I know mami and dadi love me :)

3) Finally today, is the issue of my firend Butkus. Where is Butkus? I haven't seen my good friend in over 2 weeks! He is a big American bull dog (white with cow spots), and weighs 130 lbs. He is so funny! Maybe he will show up one day soon on one of my walks?

Where is Mami?

Kinda sad here guyz... Yes, it is me, Mali once again. We drove my mami to this place with these huge, loud metal birds that were constantly flying and landing. My dadi said it was the "airpoot." We left my mami there and we drove away, back home. When I came inside to my den i thought mami was goin to be here, but she wasn't. I looked all around and didn't see her here at all. My dadi told me that it was ok, that mami just went to do "resooch" in an "arkive" for a few days. I'n not sure what this means, will she be back or not?

Ohhhh, I'n sooooooooooo sad. I'n sooooooooooo sad. :(

Well, I'n just goin to sleep now. Maybe it is just a dream.

I'n so sleepy

Welcome to Dogmocracy Now! DogmocracyNow.org, the Dog and Cat report, I'n Mali Plate Licker... on today's show we will take you to the world of Mali (thas me :) and her present state of sleep deprivation due to her parents crazy long work schedule as scholars. So my mami and dadi are ALWAYS doin work... Dadi is always readin and talkin and mami is always writin and readin... they type on their computers all da tine, allowing me to use them only when they're not lookin.

They've been workin very late and gettin up very early and because of this, I haven't been sleepin too much. Of course I feel like I need to stay awake with them, protect them, smell them, have them pet me, and give me treats. I woke up today and I couldn't even eat my food! I went right back to sleep after I made my poopy and peepee. I don't know how mami and dadi can do it. It must be that smelly, hot, black liquid that they are always drinkin and keepin away from me like the plague! What a double standard!

I'n also been learnin how to kick grass over my peepees outside! Just like the big dogs do!

Ok, dadi's coming back into the room... I gotta run to the couch and pretend I am sleeping!

Am I Goin?

Mommy and daddy are gettin ready to leave the apartment... hold on...

You're goin, am I goin? am I goin? You are leavin, can I come with you? Where are you goin? Can I go? I would like to go too, can I come along? am I goin? am I goin? am I goin?

Ok... my leash is on. But wait, mommy and daddy started doing something else now.

Am I goin? Am I goin? Can I go? I wanna go, can I go? I wanna go. Can I come? Can I go? Am I goin?

My dad petted my neck.

Can I go daddy? Can I go? I would like to go. Can I come along? I would like to come along. Can I go?

Yay!!! MOMMY AND DADDY ARE TAKIN ME!!! (I think we are goin to da dog park, but let's see!)...

Sometinez

Sometinez Sometinez, Sometinez Sometinez, Sometinez Sometinez Sometinez... ALL de tine!!!

Yay! Hello to my fellow dogs! Welcome to the place for news on me, Mali!

I am a lil silly sometinez, after all, I'm only 5 (in human years). I don't use diapers and my mommy and daddy switched me onto a better dog food.

Ok, I'll write more anudder day. I feel like rolling around on the carpet on my back. If only mommy and daddy knew how fun it was!