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"one day in the life"

How to Bathe the Cat.....

HOW TO BATHE THE CAT


1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so the cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.


Sincerely,
The Dog

LOVE TAGGED

Ive been love tagged by Eve/ Boxer..
.. and now i get to pick 3 wonderful pals & pass on the Luv vibe ........ so here goes.


i love tag back:

Gracie Mayberry-Jack Russell Terrier
because me just luvins her..

Bo- Pomeranian
for found is my NEW sister.. Angela.. I luvins her too...

Woodrow - English Bull Terrier
for he is just so HANDSOME... ( Star has a crush on him...shh don't tell its a secret.) tee hee..

pass this LUV VIBE on.. guys and gals... keep it goins

LUVINS .. STARWHITESTORM

On the 13th, this day tiz me birthday...

Friday the 13th tiz me birthday .. I am going to be 2 years old.. (same as 24 in human years)..though i mainly act like a teenager still.. I talkins back to me mom and dad ALL the time .. but at least they understand that I love to communicate.... just as much as hucklebutting ... Mama says she is going to gettins me a new toy ..if she can find another one that will hold up to ME...Scrappy Doo is helpin me clean me mom and dads toes..tickle tickle . for that I gets a belly rub..and extra cheerios....(dry not shaken. or stirred.) well need my beauty rest.. not enough hours in a day ( or night) ...
I'm OFF to see the WIzard ;the wonderful wizard of nighty night land...
xoxoxoxox to ALL MY FRIENDS and
Sweet Dreams...or as my mom was told growing up in the back hills of Kentucky.. don't let the beddy bugs bite.....

Lubbins..... Starwhitestorm