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**DOGS RULES FOR HUMANS**

February 28th 2013 6:14 am
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DOGS RULES FOR HUMANS
by: Kristie Porter


1. Don't come home smelling of other dogs.
2. You must feed me every goodie you're eating.
3. Don't call me, or lead me, to a bath.
4. Let me outside even though I just came in. There was an area I forgot to sniff.
5. I can sleep anywhere I choose, even if it means tripping over me.
6. Don't shhh me from barking while you're on the phone. I heard the wind blowing the leaves.
7. Don't move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed between you and Daddy. You have enough room on the edge of the bed.
8. Don't think you can leave a room without me.
9. If it lands on the floor, it's MINE!
10. I'll use SAD PUPPY DOG EYES TO GET WHAT I WANT!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 3 people already have

Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

March 1st 2013 at 2:17 am

Those are a pretty good list!
Barked by: ♥KJ (Dogster Member)

March 1st 2013 at 12:47 pm

Great List! That's just the way it is!
Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2013 at 7:15 pm

Congrats for having one of the dairy picks of the day.


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