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You mean that shoe isn't a toy?

Woo hoo for me! I peed on Snickers!

Welcome to my first diary entry! It's quite funny so you better sit down. Ready? Ok!

So as all my good pals know, Snickers has been kinda mean to me since I've come home with mom and dad and it's been 3 weeks! I mean shouldn't he just get over it? I'm staying here whether he likes it or not! Anyway, today mom took us outside to potty at the same time (different leashes) to see if she could as she says "kill two birds with one stone" whatever that means. Well Snickers started his little girly squatting. Funny huh? He's a 5 year old boy and squats to pee like a girl. BOL! Well as soon as he started going I realized this was the time for vengence so I walked right next to him, lifted my leg, and FIRED! Of course my dumb brother just stood there while mom laughed and tried to pull us apart. I got him good too! He got my pee pee on his head and his leg/side. Mom had to clean him off so he didnt start smelling. That sure showed him huh? I'm so proud of myself for standing up to that bully. He's hiding in the kitchen right now so maybe it worked! Now he knows who the top dog is!

Phoenix