dirty button...

well recently mom has been giving me a lot of attention...whiskey has been overly playful with me... and i find myself wiggling my botty infront of all the boys!!! i just dont understand... this isnt like me at all!! its not all good though...mom keeps wiping me with the wipes she uses for my ears!!! i hate them things down my ears.....but now shes using them down there too!!! its worse!!! AND i gotta be kept on my lead on walks...its so unfair.. i just wanna play with all the boys but mom wont let me!
she keeps telling me about the surgery? whats all that about! sounds scary to me.... but she says it will make the boys nicer to me... they like to to play a lot you see! tsk boys will be boys!

my first best friend

as we drove and drove up the bumpy roads, mom kept telling me and whiskey that i was going to meet a pug.... a pug? she said i have to be good coz we wer going to the place where i ran away a few weeks before. YEEES i thought. as i got out of thecar i saw what looked like a alian, she was fury like me and had 4 leggies but her eyes wer big and she kept using her paws (only im alowed to do that). i didnt like her atall so i growled and curdled at her but shw wouldnt go away!! i was having a lousy walk!!
all the sudden mom let me off the lead and me and the alian started to play!! it was much more fun off the lead because i could bite her botty and run reeeally fast so she couldnt bite back!!
i was very good on the walk, i stayed by moms side. i even met a racing dog, a old dog and some walking people, but non of them compare to conny, my first best friend!

its christmas!

what on earth is going on around here!! all the sudden all these shiny balls and green bushes!! i am very confused at the moment!! whiskey tells me its christmas and its good coz nanny gets us presents but im not sure!!

nanny got out the big bush last night, i wasnt sure if i should pee pee on it or not! i was just gonna when i saw this shiny red ball gleeming at me, as quickly as i could (so whisk wouldnt get it first) i stole it and ran in to the garden so nanny wouldnt shout!! they are so much fun, i dont think nanny is impressed because she says her bush is bare now... dont tell um but they are alot of balls hid in the garden... well if i dont hide um they will only be stuck in the tree, then ill never get um!!

today nanny came back from shopping, as usual me and whisk stuck out heads in the bags only to see a present!!! mum tells me im not to have it yet , they go in the red boot thing hooked on to the wall.... she is so mean i try to get them every day but there just so high up! what nanny doesnt know is me and whiskey stole a toy, its a squeeky chicken only it doesnt squeek no more!

well i suppose i can cope with this christmas thing, suppose if i get presents and lots of food...cant be all that bad.. i just wish that bush would stop asking me to pee pee on it!

the day i ran away

my tail waged and waged as my mum put my harness and lead on..nan and grandad were going to take us all up on this walk. it was up on the lonely hills so i was so exited!! i had only been off my lead once before and i was ever so good....but i didnt like it much, i kept running back to my lead and holding it in my mouth to make sure i was near mummy.
after a much anticipated car journey we finally got there!! it was very windy and it was cloudy so it was getting dark! mummy let me and my bro whiskey off the lead,it was great i ran in mudd puddles and pounced out at whiskey through the long grass!!
all the sudden whiskey started runnin reeeeeally fast, i wasnt sure what he was running for but i ran too, i have to protect him you see because he is a softy!! i ran so fast only to find lots of animals that looked like me... only they had black faces and were more fluffier!! i wanted to play with them ever so badly so i ran and ran after then... i would hear mummy screaming my name but i wasnt ready to come back i wanted to play!! before i knew it i was miles away from anyone, i wouldnt even see whiskey!!
in the distance i could see mummy, daddy and grandad running really fast only they wer getting no further because it was so far away and i was still running after the sheep!
dad got near me... wanted to stop me playing he did, so i ran and ran with the sheep!! before i knew it he was on top of me...he had jumped on me to stop me!! mum and dad wer very angry at me but i wasnt sorry, i was glad i got to play with the mollys even if it did mean i would have been lost!!

it was a sunday morning, i heard my grandma and whiskey go downstairs, i dived up as fast as i could and tumbled allllll the way down the stairs to catch up with them!! i knew whiskey would be getting his chicken so as sneakily as i could i sneaked up reeeeeeally slow until the fridge was open. i could see the bowel piled with chicken!! i only have a little tummy just one piece would do me ok!! as fast as i could i ran and ran, stuck my nose in the fridge and grabbed the meat only my nan saw me and started tugging the other end!! i wanted it so b adly i nipped her pesky finger and ran for my life while gulping the treat!! YUMMMMMY! that will teach her!

you see i am a pro at getting what i want!!