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Dawgy Dayz

Dear Doggy Diary,

Well, first I just wanted to say thank you for visiting my dogster page.This is my first diary entry and I'm super excited! Even more excited than usual!

It was a dark and stormy night......somewhere halfway around the world, but here the warm spring sun shone brightly as ever.I was busy chasing my friend Maddie she's a......what do you call it......oh yeah a cat! As we rolled around on the patio my mommy's mom opened the back door and called me in. At the time I was very excited as I thought I was getting a cookie, but when I got in she put me up on a chair and snapped on the leash that was wound around the bars of a chair! I whined. She turned on the buzzy, shaky clippers. It hummed as she touched it to my back. I felt some of the fuzz fall from me. I tried to wiggle away so she gave me a goldfish cracker to keep me quiet. We repeated this process to many times to count. Finally the buzzing stopped. I shook the detached hairs from my skin. My snowy white hair was now short, clean and soft, but I still wished I hadn't had to get a haircut. Immediately after my leash was unclipped I jumped off the chair and dashed to the living room to lay on the couch and wait for my momma to get home. I scratched at the couch and plopped down to sleep. I dreamed that my people had put me on their table and let me eat anything I wanted. As I dug into a huge, juicy steak I heard a creaking noise. I opened my eyes. It was Momma! She took her crutches from underneath her arms, slid her backpack off, and sat down beside me.
"You're so cute!" she exclaimed. She cuddled and petted me.
"Maybe", I thought as I laid there,"haircuts are okay"