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It\'s a Wheaten World!!!

I am under the weather :(

Mommy was so worried about me today. She noticed that I was sleeping alot and didn't want anyone to touch me. I didn't want to go on a walk and I didn't even want my treats. That really worried her!! I came out once to see Daddy but when he touched my back, I cried. Ouch! So I went to the Animal hospital and the nice lady checked me out. This is so gross.....I had.....UGH....
clogged anal glands (barf). So she cleaned them out which was not a very comfortable experience. But I was happy after she did it and I felt better after getting a cortisone shot. I went on a short walk with daddy and I am eating and drinking. It will take a day or so for me to feel better- I'm sure. Mommy had to go back to work. Here's the equation..........
$120 lost wages + $110 vet bill = Mommy loves me ALOT!!!! And I love her too. BerWooWooWoooo.................

Thanks for the rabbit, Grandma!

So Santa stuffed some doughnut rawhides in my stocking this year. YUM. I hid both of them. Unfortunately, mommy found one of them in the laundry basket so now I have to find a new hiding place.
Grandma got me a stuffed rabbit. It squeeks and I love it!!!! I already tore off one of it's little legs. It's all wet and slimy for a reason- those kids don't need to play with my toy since they have a ton of new toys to play with. So I've been making the bunny extra slimy and wet so no one wants to touch it. IT's ALL MINE!!!!
I've been walking extra, too. I think Daddy feels guilty for eating too many Christmas cookies. Anyways, I like the chance to be outside.
Gotta run...Mommy is looking for me and she has that brush in her hand. I'm just not in the mood to get brushed right now. SHHHhhh.... I'm hiding.

All I want for Christmas....

Mommy brought home a big old platter of xmas cookies. Yesterday morning, I took off the foil and snagged 2 cookies. GULP! They were wonderful!!!! Mommy ran after me, but I ate them before she could catch me. I'm fast. No one can catch me. I wonder what Santa will bring me?
I guess I should type him a letter. Here goes.

Dearest Santa,
Here's what I would like this year for Christmas:
1. A squirrel- real, not a fake stuffed one.
2. Food, treats, and more food.
3. A squeeky ball.
4. A smaller Kong.
5. More treats!

Please don't get me any dorky christmas sweaters. Too bad mom ran out of money, my xmas sweater doesn't fit me from last year. So I don't have to run around looking like a christmas tree!! Woo Hoo.....

And Santa, Don't forget....I've been good this whole year. I don't poop or pee on the carpet, and I haven't chewed up mommy's shoes in over 3 months.

I love you Santa!
Your Pal,
Chewbacca Saupe