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Doggy Adventures of the Incredible Flip

Stepdaddy Just Doesn't Get It!

Last night I heard my stepdad yelling at my mommy, like mommy yells at me when I have an accident in the house. I sniffed around and couldn't find where mommy might have had an accident so he must have been yelling just to be yelling. I would have hoped he'd learned his lesson from all of the attacks I've done to his feet and his socks but some people are just hard-headed I guess. I decided I was going to really give him a reason to yell. I know he likes those early morning still half sleep trips to the bathroom, so I decided to leave him a little, warm and smelly present by the door he couldn't miss. Needless to say, he was really yelling and mommy and I were really laughing. I hope that'll teach him!

Flip says, "Don't Mess with My Mom"

My stepdaddy just called to tell my mommy about all of the errors in my last diary entry. I think I'll attack his feet or rip one of his socks up when he comes home from work today! I love him, but me and mommy have to show him whose boss!!!!!!!!

Doggy Adventures of the Incredible Flip

I love my life! I sleep, I play, I eat and I play with my faithful human family. My stepfather pretends not to be scared of me but I know he is. I like to attack his feet and like to chase him around the apartment. He want s to get me a pet brother or sister like a Boxer or Caine Corso but he'd be better off with a big Chihauha named "Killer" Peaches. My big human brother is a true disciplinarian. He taught me to play fetch but yells at me for biting his socks and shoes. My little brother is so kind. He feeds me and takes me for long walks. My mom however, is the best. She let's me sleep in the bed, sneaks me all kinds of treats, walks me, talks to me, takes me on rides, feeds me and loves me unconditionally.